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Be a Courteous A-Hole
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Stay on Topic
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Use Emphasis Sparingly
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In the comment section of the latest sports news, ensure to maintain sports-betting discussions with proper etiquette. Avoid using offensive language or creating chaos, but feel free to share opinions on this weekend's football matches, as long as they're backed by solid facts. Remember to stay on topic and respect privacy, keeping personal details secure.
