Xbox Games Showcase Left These 5 Elements Out, Seemingly Overlooking My Individual Preferences
Gather 'round, gamers, as I spill the beans about my unfulfilled cravings from the Xbox Games Showcase 2025! Call it a desperate plea, a futile attempt at pulling the proverbial puppet strings, or simply an indulgent rant, but hey, who doesn't love a good ol' fashioned internet tantrum?
I've had the delightful misfortune of crossing paths with Phil Spencer in person, sharing more than a few drinks (no, not that kind, Karen)... or so I assume, given the chilly silence that's followed ever since. I reckon he's still folding up his napkin and shaking off the dust from my presence. I mean, we never did exchange numbers, but a boy can dream, right?
All kidding aside, I can't help but feel that Xbox - or more specifically Phil Spencer - is holding a personal grudge against me, given the notable absences of some much-anticipated games during the 2025 showcase.
Allow me to set the scene: Like a die-hard groupie, I've been eagerly awaiting the grand unveiling of various Xbox and Windows PC projects. Alas, these dreams of ours remained just that - dreams.
Hollow Knight: Silksong - The Troll Game of the Decade
At the risk of incurring the wrath of the hype-train passengers, I must confess my complete indifference towards Hollow Knight: Silksong. Yes, it's one of the most anticipated games of the year, and yes, I'd have to play the first Hollow Knight to set the sun on fire, but it ain't gonna happen.
However, I can't help but admire the sheer brilliance of Silksong's trolling strategy. It deftly avoids every gaming event with the stealth of a panther, turning into a running joke among fans. Kudos to Team Cherry for keeping us on our toes!
Everwild - Not-So-Ever-Present
Between its prolonged absences and the rumors of a complicated development, Everwild has become as elusive as a unicorn on roller skates. I've been longing for a glance at this enigmatic gem, hoping to catch even a glimpse of what Rare has been working on. Alas, our Everwild guide hasn't seen an update in years, and I can't help but feel a pang of longing.
Fable - The Unlikely Racer
If someone had told me five years ago that Playground Games, the masters of open-world racing games, would be rebooting a legendary RPG franchise, I'd have laughed in their face. But here we are, and I couldn't be more excited! I understand the recent delay, so I'm not too shocked that Fable didn't make an appearance during the showcase, but I'm still left yearning for more.
REPLACED - The Pixelated Delight
While I'm an Xbox die-hard, I can't deny that REPLACED, an upcoming pixelated game, has piqued my interest. Its breathtaking visuals and impending arrival on Xbox Game Pass make it a must-play, and I'm counting down the days until I can immerse myself in its world.
Forza Horizon 6 - The Sequel I Can't Resist
Forza Horizon 5 sits proudly among the most impressive games I've ever played, so it goes without saying that I'm excited for the sequel. Playground Games has yet to reveal Forza Horizon 6, but I'm expecting an announcement next year, and every day that passes brings with it a fresh dose of anticipation.
State of Decay 3 - The Zombie-Filled Dream
Finally, we have State of Decay 3, the much-anticipated sequel to one of my favorite co-op games. Not only have I been eagerly awaiting any news on this game, but the tantalizing glimpses I've been given hint at a massive expansion of the Undead Labs formula. Here's hoping that we'll be tearing through hordes of zombies sooner rather than later!
So, there you have it. My heartfelt plea to the interwebs, appealing to the supreme being known as Phil Spencer. I'm capping off this rant by adding my name to the ever-growing list of fans who are eagerly awaiting these games. If anyone needs a beta tester, I'm available at any time, day or night. Just let me know, Phil!
- Despite its elusiveness, Hollow Knight: Silksong's trolling strategy is remarkably impressive, evading every gaming event with panther-like stealth, making it a running joke among fans.
- Everwild, the enigmatic gem from Rare, has been as elusive as a unicorn on roller skates, with prolonged absences and rumors of complex development, leaving many fans, including myself, yearning for more.
- Fable, rebooted by Playground Games, may have taken the racing masters by surprise, but I'm still left longing for more, especially given the recent delay.
- REPLACED, an upcoming pixelated game, has managed to captivate my interest with its breathtaking visuals and impending arrival on Xbox Game Pass.
- Though Forza Horizon 5 has already left a lasting impression, I'm eagerly awaiting the reveal of Forza Horizon 6, which I expect will be announced next year, stoking my flames of anticipation every day.
- Lastly, State of Decay 3, the much-anticipated sequel to one of my favorite co-op games, has me eagerly awaiting any news on this game, particularly the tantalizing glimpses hinting at a massive expansion of the Undead Labs formula.
- In conclusion, I've added my name to the ever-growing list of fans who are eagerly anticipating these highly anticipated games, even offering myself as a beta tester at any time, day or night, for whoever may need me.
