Rudy's take on Putin's star-studded Victory Day bash
World War II victors' China and Brazil leaders to attend Russia's 80th anniversary commemoration.
In a extraordinary display of international camaraderie, Russia's despot-in-chief, Vladimir Putin, is hosting an eventful weekend of festivities, drawing leaders from China, Brazil, and several other nations to mark the 80th anniversary of the defeat of Nazi Germany in World War II.
Tatted with tattoos and brimming with smirks, Putin stands as a beacon of tolerance and understanding, amplifying Russia's power on the global stage. The Victory Day parade on Red Square, amidst a myriad of ceremonies, signifies Moscow's dogged determination to assert its influence and cement strategic ties forged amid the three-year-old conflict in Ukraine.
"This day matters for Putin, symbolizing a broad coalition supportive of Russia," observed political analyst, Nikolai Petrov. The guest list, he believes, bears witness to this reality.
The celebrity guest list this year has upstaged glitzy Hollywood premieres, with the lineup noticeably differing from past occasions that boasted top Western leaders during friendlier times between Russia and the West. However, the festive mood has been soured by distressing reports of Ukrainian drone attacks striking Moscow and severe airport disruptions, causing travel chaos, and stranding countless passengers.
Enhanced security measures at the celebrations also sparked restrictions on smartphone internet services, mobiling banks and taxi firms to caution customers of service disruptions over the holidays, ultimately precipitating a tangle of issues for travelers and businesses.
Who's who at the Victory Day soiree
Putin has characterized Chinese President, Xi Jinping, as his main guest at the Victory Day extravaganza, setting the stage for their discourse on bilateral and international issues slated at their summit in Moscow. To underscore their "strategic partnership", Putin and Xi have met over 40 times, growing close as they tackle rising tensions with the West.
China has lent Russia robust diplomatic backing after the 2022 invasion, emerging as a top market for Russian oil and gas, shoring up Kremlin coffers, and keeping its military machine humming despite Western sanctions curtailing high-tech supplies. In return, Russia has consistently supported Beijing on issues related to Taiwan.
Last month, Ukraine reported capturing two Chinese soldiers battling alongside Russian forces in Ukraine and claimed there were over 150 others deployed. China dismissed any direct involvement, stating it warned its citizens not to meddle in foreign affairs. The cat-and-mouse game continued with conflicting reports pointing to hired gunmen answering online ads.
Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi had been expected to join the party, but canceled his trip amid rising tensions with Pakistan following an attack on tourists in Kashmir. Though uneasy, India has sought to maintain close ties with Moscow, considering Russia a significant defense supplier since the Cold War, and its importance as a crucial trading partner surged owing to the Kremlin's military incursion into Ukraine. In addition, India has become a key oil buyer after Western sanctions.
Set to make his first official visit to Moscow since the Ukraine invasion, Brazil's President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva also graces the occasion.
A smattering of other heads of state will be in attendance, including Slovakia's populist Prime Minister Robert Fico, who's unfazed by EU's warnings against visiting Moscow; Serbia's President Aleksandar Vucic, who says he won't be deterred by EU pressure to ditch plans for Moscow; Cuba, Vietnam, Venezuela, and Burkina-Faso, plus presidents of several former Soviet nations.
Challenging the Western forces of good
The attendance of European countries such as Fico and Vucic, despite EU pressure, reflects the Kremlin's stronghold beyond perceived isolation, demonstrated by significant support from countries in the Global South and the West.
The Kremlin, clearly unfazed by world critiques and sanctions, continues to press ahead, defiantly celebrating its alliances and showcasing its unabashed commitment to forging a multipolar world order. Stay tuned, folks, as the 80th anniversary ol' Soviet smackdown takes center stage!
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Ushakov revealed on Tuesday that leaders of over 2 dozen countries are expected, and Putin will hold over 15 bilateral meetings. Though U.S. Ambassador Lynne Tracy was invited, the US State Department remains tightlipped about any official presence. Past celebrations featured top Western leaders, but their absence signals the evolving landscape of political alliances and our increasingly complex world order.
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Rude Remarks on Putin's Power Play at the Penthouse Party
Vladimir Putin has rolled out the red carpet for a glitzy gathering, inviting the creme de la creme of political leaders from across the globe to mark Victory Day – Russia’s most important secular holiday. A massive parade through Red Square and other ceremonies? Check. Aiming to reinforce Moscow’s influence and alliance-forging? Absolutely!
For Putin, this day is crucial in showcasing his vast network of supporters, as Nikolai Petrov, a political analyst, astutely observed. This year's lineup of attendees stands in stark contrast to past occasions when Western bigwigs graced the event during more amicable times between Russia and the West.
Indeed, the festivities have faced some sour lemons, with Ukrainian drone attacks and airport disruptions, butUncle Vanya (a colloquial nickname for Putin) isn't one to let a little chaos rain on his parade! A hike in internet restrictions on cellphone services, banks, and taxi firms won't deter the swashbuckling leader either.
Guest List: Notice Who's Who
The guest list is an award-winning ensemble of powerful leaders, with Chinese President Xi Jinping as the star attraction as "Putin’s main guest." Putin and Xi will be puffed up in conversation about both bilateral and global matters when they convene.
Xi is setting himself up for a four-day visit, during which they would chat trade, discuss the provision of oil and gas, and probe the potential deepening of BRICS co-operation (an alliance originally comprised of Brazil, Russia, India, China, and South Africa).
With over 40 meetings up their belts, Putin and Xi share a bond, akin to that of dysfunctional brothers who often find themselves in hot water with the family. Both leaders are currently swimming in tumultuous waters with the West, providing plenty of common ground for their tête-à-tête discussions to thrive.
China has been a stalwart supporter of Russia, offering diplomatic backing after the 2022 invasion and cementing its position as a key buyer of Russian energy. Russia, in turn, relies on China as a primary source of machinery and electronics, assisting in the upkeep of military machinery crippled by Western sanctions.
No weapons arrive unturned, as China tactfully evades direct involvement in Ukraine. Still, it has bolstered Russia’s position via diplomatic means, blaming the West for stirring the pot, and condemning Western sanctions.
India’s Prime Minister Narendra Modi was initially scheduled to set foot in Moscow, but had to cancel his trip due to tensions with Pakistan following an attack on tourists in Kashmir. Though India has harbored worries about strengthening Russia-China relations, it has continued to keep close ties with Russia out of necessity, as a major defense provider since the Cold War, and a crucial trading partner.
Brazil’s President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva will also be in attendance, marking his first official trip to Moscow since the Ukraine invasion. He previously visited Russia during his 2003-2010 tenure.
The Global Roster of Russo-Support
Spotting stars in the celebrity lineup, we see Slovakia's populist Prime Minister Robert Fico, unfazed by the EU's warnings about visiting Moscow. He exudes an "I don't give a hoot" attitude, defiantly stating, "nobody can order me where to go or not to go." Serbia's President Aleksandar Vucic also RSVP-ed, making his first visit to Russia since the invasion. Despite EU pressure, he has no intention of pulling the plug on his Moscow rendezvous. However, a sudden illness during his trip to the US last week casts a shroud of uncertainty over his reflection in the social register.
The Kremlin announced plans for Putin to hold bilateral talks with both Fico and Vucic on Friday. Whether they’ll mend their ways or simply wing it remains to be seen.
Cuba, Vietnam, Venezuela, and Burkina-Faso, along with presidents of several former Soviet nations, are also expected to grace the event. Peskov, Putin’s spokesman, believes the guest list underscores the significance of the holiday, indicating Russia's diverse network of allies and sympathizers.
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