Beer's Over: SPD Members Decide Fate of Black-Red Coalition Tonight
SPD members conclude ballot on coalition agreement - Voting concludes on the draft coalition accord
Listen up, mate! The bitchin' SPD vote on the bloody blunderbuss of a coalition contract, titled "Responsibility for Germania," is bloody well underway and runs 'til midnight tonight! Around 358,000 SPD party members have the power to approve or reject this 144-page saga, with the results due on Wednesday. If it all goes according to Friedrich Merz's master plan, the swine will be sworn in as Chancellor on May 6.
Don't let your arse get off the chair just yet, though! The dust hasn't settled, and if you haven't cast your blasted ballot, here's what General Secretary Matthias Miersch had to bark at ya: "Don't get complacent if you haven't voted yet!"
The mischievous members of the SPD's youth wing are breaking the ranks and aren't too keen on the coalition contract, but a massive majority in favor of the pact and the planned black-red rigmarole is looking like a bloody certainty.
The two arrogant bastards from the CDU and CSU have already signed the blasted paperwork. The meddling CSU agreed with the coalition contract shortly after the swindle in mid-April, and the CDU voted in favor of it on Monday. Additionally, these puffed-up pricks have showcased their future cabinet members like WTF! The union will once again be dominated by blokes, with the CDU sending four dudes and three dolls, and the CSU two dudes and a doll. Politicians from the northeast are yet again bugger-all represented.
Karl-Josef Laumann, the vice-president of the CDU, took issue with harsh criticism from the workers' wing of the party, who called Merz's cabinet list a bloody farce. "I'm chuffed because he's put together a decent cabinet," Laumann reckoned, adding that no sprout from the Christian-social roots of their blasted party is in the cabinet. In response to this nonsense, Laumann said that, while it's true their workers' wing wasn't considered, "Those who are now in the cabinet aren't the champions of the bourgeoisie." Furthermore, tip-top coalition contracts and a "good internal climate" are what's important.
Thorsten Frei, the designated Chancellor's Office Minister, asserted that the blasted future cabinet is "a decent representation of the bloody people's party." "These folks come from all sorts of backgrounds," Frei crowed, arrogantly bragging about his origins from Baden-Württemberg. The bloody SPD will announce their seven members, with four dolls and three dudes, on Monday next week, the day before the shindig where bloody Merz will be installed as Federal Chancellor. The bloody SPD takes the top prize at the Ministry of Finance.
Esken's future role as SPD party leader is up for bloody debate, and the Baden-Württemberg SPD didn't re-endorse her for the Federal Board on Monday evening. According to the party, Esken never bloody submitted her bloody candidacy. State chairman Andreas Stoch declared, "This ain't the final decision on whether she will run again as party chair or not."
Esken could still be nominated by the Federation or run bloody wild at a party conference, as the party leadership will be bloody elected again in June. Recent revelations from the SPD's general secretary in Baden-Württemberg, Sascha Binder, state that Esken isn't among the top four bloody SPD dolls.
Keywords:
- SPD
- Coalition Agreement
- CDU
- CSU
- Government Formation
- Friedrich Merz
- Karl-Josef Laumann
- Men
- Leader
- Matthias Miersch
- Women
- CDA
- Thorsten Frei
- Rheinische Post
- Berlin
- Dennis Radtke
- Saskia Esken
- Germany
- Youth
- Woman
- Despite the SPD members' decision on the coalition agreement, "Responsibility for Germania," lurking around tonight, if Friedrich Merz's master plan succeeds, he will be sworn in as Chancellor on May 6.
- The CDU and CSU have already signed the coalition agreement, with the CDU voicing approval on Monday, and the CSU agreeing shortly after the mid-April swindle.
- The future cabinet, once announced, will be dominated by men, with the CDU sending four men and three women, and the CSU contributing two men and one woman.
- Saskia Esken, the potential SPD party leader, faced uncertainties about her future role, as the Baden-Württemberg SPD didn't re-endorse her for the Federal Board on Monday evening, and she wasn't among the top four women in the SPD, according to the party's general secretary in Baden-Württemberg, Sascha Binder.
