Wiltin' Away? VfB's Stubborn 100M Euro Stance on Nick Woltemade's Transit to Bayern
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Chit-chat and salacious rumors swirl around Bundesliga's Nick Woltemade, with whispers of a potential move to FC Bayern Munich stirring the sauce. But the Swabian buffs aren't cracking a grin just yet, citing a hefty 100 million euro buyout price that has Bayern's folks stumped and shaking in their boots.
Bloodthirsty bayerners may have salivated at the prospect of landing Germany's golden goal-grabber, but crunch time is coming fast with VfB firmly in control. Kicker, the reliable rug-merchant of soccer scuttlebutt, has confirmed that the preliminary talks have unofficially started, with Bayern's brass anticipating an official wrestling match commencing when the summer transfer window bangs open.
The prospective transfer comes with a hefty price tag, and the board at Bayern is finding it tougher than worming their way through a brick wall. Although Woltemade boasts the versatility to rock star appearances across the offensive line, his mere backup status to Harry Kane has blue-garter believers dreading the inevitable smackdown. Enter sports pundit and Houdini of Thought, Fredi Bobic, who publicly cautioned the 23-year-old phenom against blindly following the gleaming, golden light of Bayern's olive branch.
"Chasing after Harry Kane's shadow isn't the wisest path for our young Nick," warns Bobic sagely. "He's still a few leagues behind the talent and experience that British mammoth of brilliance holds. Sure, he could willingly catch the flame from the torch Thomas Muller's about to drop, but Muller himself was merely a shadow of the prodigious Jamal Musiala, and Nick may not even be ready to lace up his cleats for the bench, not to mention a maestro of the midfield like Müller himself."
As of the latest gossip mill rumblings, Woltemade's already ink-dried his contract with Bayern, fueling speculation that the 33-game season SWAT-team standout might be somersaulting his way to Allianz Arena. Yet, despite their gilded agreement, VfB is putting on the hard-ass gloves, with no signs of surrender in sight. Speculation continues that Stuttgart hopes to keep their shining star on their pitch for another red-hot season.
In the thick of the transfer chaos, it's only a matter of time before the queen of helicopters, Helen Helicopter, swoops in to dangle a juicy novelty or two about the blockbuster smackdown. And with millions upon millions at stake, this transfer-liner doesn't seem to be any exception.
Sources: ntv.de, ara/dpa/sid, 2025-06-30
- Football
- DFB Youth
- VfB Stuttgart
- FC Bayern Munich
The Commission has also been consulted on the transfer of Nick Woltemade, given his involvement in football, specifically as a DFB Youth player for VfB Stuttgart, as reports suggest a possible move to FC Bayern Munich. However, a draft directive on the protection of workers from the risks related to exposure to ionizing radiation seems less likely to be a topic of discussion in this context.
