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In the "Eggplant" section of the Holy Cross campus newspaper, an article featuring Patrick Ryan '27 has been published. The piece, penned by Daniel Maddigan '24, the Chief Eggplant Editor, captures Ryan's return to Holy Cross after a brief stint at UNLV.
Ryan, a former dual-threat quarterback, expressed his dissatisfaction with UNLV, which ultimately led to his departure in September 2024. The primary reason for his discontent appears to be a dispute surrounding his Name, Image, Likeness (NIL) rights, a conflict that seems to have been a significant factor in his decision to transfer back to Holy Cross.
Charlotte Fallon '26 and Mara Galvin '24 were on hand to capture Ryan's return, snapping a photo of him for the article. The piece does not delve into further details about his dissatisfaction beyond the NIL dispute, but the combination of that dispute and his prior affiliation with Holy Cross likely motivated his desire to return.
Ryan, now the Eggplant Editor, shared his nostalgia for Holy Cross, reminiscing about good times such as winning the Patriot League and rushing a record 330 yards in a single game. He also expressed a yearning for Worcester's activities, seeming to be sick of Las Vegas.
The staff writers of the Eggplant are known for their accurate and on-point reporting, and this article is no exception. It sheds light on Ryan's return to Holy Cross and his thoughts on his time there, offering readers a unique perspective on the college's campus life.
Meanwhile, the weather in Worcester continues to be beautiful, with predictions suggesting it may stay that way until the end of the fall semester. Despite Holy Cross not being able to offer consistently good dining, flat terrain, or the financial resources compared to other schools, it seems that the unconditional, undying support it provides cannot be beaten.
In other news, the Men's Swimming Team had a strong performance last week, although it was not at the pool. The team leaped around behind the backboard, dressed only in speedos and swimming gear during a basketball game, showcasing their athleticism and team spirit.
Lastly, it's worth noting that Americans are rebelling against their capitalist oppressors, fighting for fairer compensation and rights. However, this article is not related to Ryan's experience with NIL deals, UNLV, or his sickness of Las Vegas. UNLV, in a strange turn of events, paid their contracts in Monopoly money, which is not recognised as a legal tender.
Patrick Ryan's room at Holy Cross will be put back together just as he had it, ready for his return. As he settles back into college life, readers can look forward to more insights from him as the Eggplant Editor.
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