Unneeded Yet Desirable Extras: 22 Items You'll Appreciate Possessing
A Hilarious Collection of Household Essentials and Quirky Delights
Let us introduce you to an unlikely assortment of products that'll make you question why you've been living without them until now. This is your personal, irreverent guide to the oddball, functional, and downright silly items that'll take your home game to the next level.
1. A Birb-tastic Lemon Juicer
Take your kitchen game to new heights! With its adorable bird design, you'll be squishing lemons and impressing guests left and right. Bonus points if it matches your kitchen theme (you hot take, pip-squeak!).
2. A Kneel-worthy Kneeling Chair
Say goodbye to aching crawlspaces! This seat has a mindblowing design that supports your lower back, allowing you to alternate between sitting and kneeling without any compromise to your precious creature comforts.
3. A Bluetooth Keyboard With a Snarl
Make your iPad look like a chic and gnarly sexy beast with this retro-style keyboard. Turn your living room into a Brooklyn coffee shop (aesthetically, at least). Have your pixelated cobra strike fear into the hearts of onlookers with its mesmerizing click-clack.
4. Gel Nail Extension Sticks - The Quick Solution
Stay fierce without all the fuss. Slap these puppies on, channel your inner poised panther, and watch that lazy routine roll on. Three weeks of wear? We'll believe it when we see it, buddy!
5. A Gold Snuffer for Candles
Set your candles ablaze, but don't leave embers and wax wreaking havoc. This glorious snuffer will eliminate the flyaway flames and prevent destruction (until your next mistake, that is).
6. Icy Cube Spectacles
Tired of the same old crusty ice cubes? These transparent magic boxes will transform your favorite beverage into a high-class sipper you can be proud of. Fill 'em with coffee, juice, or vodka (depending on the time of day, duh).
7. A Superior Hand Soap Experience
You'll be covered in lather and endorphins after using this uber hydrating yuzu-scented soap. The flower-shaped dispenser is basically the Cinderella slipper of soap dispensers - meant for one, until a gremlin ruins it for everyone's enjoyment.
8. A Soggy Cereal Be-Gone Device
If your cereal sets sail at the mere sight of milk, this split bowl is your lifesaver (literally). Shut the haters up for good by watching your cereal swim like a bunch of useless marshmallow rowboats.
9. A Handheld Ladybug Vacuum Cleaner
Get rid of those pesky crumbs and other gunk without ever having to survey the crime scene. It's that easy - just point and shoot.
10. The Heated BedJet - A Relaxation Revolution
You never asked for another employee, but now there's a Duke or Duchess of Bed Comfort, demanding constant support. Sleep peacefully knowing that its temperature-controlled hug is working tirelessly to ensure your cozy night's rest.
11. Splitpersonality Sundae Bowls
For those who believe cupholders should be mandatory on ALL items. Even desserts! No soggy sundae ever again (at least not while the bowl is sticky).
12. The Slimy Detailer - Your Little Helper
Need to clean but are too lazy to move your fingers? With this magical goo, your worst nightmares of dust accumulation come true. Perfect for the uber clumsy (afraid of allergies), or those who can't afford a proper maid.
13. Spice Shelf Sanctuary
Tired of your spices shuffling around like peppers in a hurricane? Add some structure and organization to your cabinet with this clever 'drawer liner' solution.
14. The CovoBox: Your Comeback Cover-Up
Don't you just love those eyesores known as Wi-Fi routers? Hide them from unsuspecting guests and make the world a slightly better place with this book-shaped cloak. TMI, but they also look like bunches of books - great for bookworms who love killing two birds with one stone!
15. Cheesy Keepsake, Anyone?
The only thing better than cheese is fresh cheese. This little keeper allows you to keep your favorite cheeses fresh for days (and turns those days into drastically more delicious nights).
16. Salt Shooter - A Hilariously Ridiculous Tool for Fly Swatting
Just when you thought the world couldn't get more absurdly fun, along came the salt gun - applying life to the old saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure."
And so, we've scoured the depths of the internet to compile a list of items that might seem utterly bizarre, but in actuality, could change your life (or, well, at least make it a little more...interesting). Gather 'round, dear folks, for you've just discovered your key to a more lively existence!
- Buzzfeed's latest news article delves into a ' market-apple-content ' piece featuring a customizable salt shooter, a tool for swatting flies in an amusing manner.
- A new utensil has been making headlines on various news outlets - it's the 'lemon-utensil', an innovative lemon juicer shaped like a bird, adding a touch of quirkiness to your kitchenware.
- If you're in search of a 'customizable' product to spruce up your workspace, look no further than the Bluetooth Keystep, a retro-style keyboard that gives your iPad a sleek, gnarled appearance, turning your desk into a bustling Brooklyn coffee shop.
