Brand-Spankin' New Yank Popes Ushered in Era with Trump's Toast
U.S. President Trump expresses deep pride in America's achievements - United States praised by Trump for its grandeur
Get ready for a saintly shake-up, folks! The calamitous cardinals have picked a fresh pontiff, and for the very first time, a Yankee scales the Vatican's apricot throne. Welcome to the lot, His Holiness, Leo XIV, born and bred right here in the heart of Chicago!
A Star-Spangled Popedom
Take a bow, Cardinal Robert Prevost (69, gonna get you a youthful-looking nickname in no time), our brand-spankin' new U.S. occupant of the office you now hold! And let's give a 'yoo hoo' to the jolly ole' reality star, Don Trump (78), our current commander-in-chief, who's already patting his back like proud ol' dad, hootin' and hollerin' about it being the bee's knees for the USA!
Donald couldn't wait to share his tidings on his very own social media stomping grounds, Truth Social, and Insta. He clapped his hands together and threw confetti cannons in the air, penning: "Say hello to Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost, our newly crowned Pope Leo XIV!" It's the bees' knees and nifty-keen-a-roo for our nation, folks!
The rambunctious conclave of 133 cardinals kicked off the debauchery on May 7, and boy, were the cardinals having themselves one heck of a party by the time the smoke cleared on May 8! Robert Prevost appeared as our dashing new Pope Leo XIV, eliciting cheers from onlookers who probably needed hearing aids to properly fathom the sheer joy bubbling forth.
As the smoke wafted from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel, folks, that's usually a clear sign that a new Pope's been chosen! According to Italian media reports on the confabulation, Leo XIV was crowned during the fourth round of voting.
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- The newly elected Pope, Leo XIV, whose birthplace is Chicago in the USA, is now ascending the Vatican's apricot throne, making history as the first US-born Pope.
- Meanwhile, President Donald Trump, from the USA, expressed his congratulations to Cardinal Robert Prevost, who has now become Pope Leo XIV, on his social media platforms.
- Robert Prevost, who has become Pope Leo XIV, hails from the USA, and his selection has been signifying a significant shift in the political and general-news landscape.
- Pope Francis, the former Pope, paved the way for another American, Pope Leo XIV, to take the reigns, making the USA a landmark country in papal succession.
