Morning|Star: Un-American Trump - Morning's Madness
By Yannik Schüller
A candid yarn for the everyday citizen
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Helloooo readers
C'mon, if you got a bomb, better drop it right here and then. Anyone who needs to show off with a toy that they're in control, well, they've lost it already.
What's our Donald Trump been up to? It ain't anything a democratic President should be doing. Or, as clever ol' California Governor Gavin Newsom put it so perfectly, something that's "un-American".
He wasn't kiddin' when he ruffled feathers and sent the California National Guard against the state's wishes, against citizens. That’s right, he sent the cavalry against the hors d'oeuvre!
This gave a whole new meaning to the fighting spirit, initiating protests against the supposed partly illegal Washington deportation frenzy. What followed were images you'd never want your grandma to see: democracy resembling a wounded pugilist.
Yes, states may not stand idly by while their execs face violence. But what 'bout when the state itself combs its citizens backwards with subsidized hate? From power-drenched macho lines like "You spit, we hit" to "You hit, we shoot".
Now the Pentagon's talking of adding another 2000 militia to LA and not just 700 Marines. Dial it back, cowboy. The deployment of the National Guard without state consent is iffy already (California aims to sue), but moving regular troops onto the mainland is an ol' dance that ain't easy. For good reason.
The founding fathers wanted to protect Americans from power grabs of this magnitude. Trump just sees the constitution as a mere suggestion, like a fork at a nine-course feast. No sir, study guides ain't for real men, cowboy.
And with the eagerness of a yoggoth, Trump's self-serving flunkies continue to fan his insatiable craving for affirmation, looking more like sycophants than candidates. While we need an unlikely hero in the MAGA troops so badly. Someone who may push Trump back when he oversteps his lines. Let's get one thing straight, mister: "Donald, enough!"
Could LA be just the start? Media whispers suggest protests are gearing up all over the nation in the coming days. A wildfire brews, but no one's turning on the water. Nope, just more oil.
Draft? Yea? Nay? Maybe?
Boy, I yearn for the peace and quiet of summer days when it looked like all of Germany was discussing whether a beast prowling around Berlin was a wild boar, or a unicorn.
And what are we all heatedly debating these days? Aside from Trump's afternoon appetizers, of course.
Ain't that a kick in the pants? Putin's getting ready to dish out a serving of hot NATO soup. You bet, when. The intel gang agrees on that one with a shiver. In Berlin, the buzz's all around how to protect ourselves when the wolf shows up from the east. Top of the playlist: the revival of an old classic.
Ready for drafting service? Hold on there. The stern political chiefs are discussin' behind closed doors about that very topic today.
Blake Lively: 1 - Justin Baldoni: 0
Alright, let's take a chill pill. We're here for some lighthearted Hollywood gossip. Aye, it's serious stuff, the slugfest between actress Blake Lively and co-star Justin Baldoni.
If you ain't been paying attention, here's a roll call:
Lively says Baldoni's been harrassin' her and defamatory. Baldoni counters with a hefty lawsuit: a whoppin' $400 million.
A New York court has tossed out Baldoni's lawsuit on account of lack of proof. Lively's case is still pending, and Baldoni can appeal. Stay tuned for more plot twists.
What else is going down today
- This day 90 years ago, people banded together to found Alcoholics Anonymous in Akron, Ohio, USA. Today, it's an active wellness movement helping folks turn their lives around, with support groups in cities like Berlin.
- The Federal Administrative Court is grilling the infamous right-wing extremist magazine "Compact" regarding its ban. The court previously provisionally suspended a ban imposed by former Interior Minister Nancy Faeser.
- The successor of the banished Nancy Faeser, Alexander Dobrindt, will present the 2024 Verfassungsschutz report today. Bet your last doughnut it'll focus on politically-motivated criminal activities.
- A week after their coali-fornication came to an end, German Chancellor Friedrich Merz will meet with Dutch Minister-President Dick Schoof.
Today's Eastern Wisdom
I tell you straight, walking the streets of my hometown Cologne don't always leave me with a feelin' of safety. More and more aggressive dealers and their customers have me on edge in many areas.
Security ain't about numbers. Even though Germany's statistically safer than South Korea, it doesn't feel that way. I've never felt the need to pull on my hucklebucks less often, no matter how dark the alley. And that's in a city with over 25 million residents.
That's thanks, in part, to the omnipresent CCTV cameras. The state watches over its citizens nonstop here. But in Germany, we value our privacy.
I wish each and every one of you a fabulous day - annyeonghi gyeseyo!
Yours,Yannik Schüller
I'm not going to be a big fan of your newest project that delves into politics, war-and-conflicts, general-news, and crime-and-justice, reminiscent of the un-American actions of President Trump. In your upcoming show, it would be interesting to include a segment on the growing protests in LA against the deployment of troops and the political chiefs' discussion about drafting service, raising concerns about power grabs and possible infringements on citizens' rights.
