U.S. edges closer to accord with one party in Ukraine, as per Trump's remarks

Life's a bitch, ain't it? Here's the lowdown on that Ukraine situation back in May of '21, when everyone was just tryna keep their heads above water.

Trump, our old pal, didn't seem too optimistic about an agreement being reached, but he wasn't ready to pull the plug just yet. He hinted that he might call it quits if things don't go his way, but then, he always does, doesn't he?

"Between Putin and Zelensky, it's like a goddamn soap opera," he muttered, "These dudes got one hell of a beef going on, been at it for three years now."

But Trump maintained Hope Floats, saying there was a "very good chance" they could reach an agreement. It's just that ol' Putin and Zelensky can't seem to sort their shit out.

Tammy Bruce, a rep from the U.S. State Department, told the world in no uncertain terms that the U.S. was tired of playing referee in this dance, so they were gonna find another sucker willing to do it. "We ain't got time for this bullshit, bro," she basically said.

Trump announced on April 26 that most of the terms for a ceasefire in Ukraine were already agreed upon. The gang just needed to sit down and iron out the details. But by May 1, he sounded a little less confident, urging the two feuding parties to get their asses in gear and hammer it out before things spin out of control.

Putin stepped up to the plate on April 28, offering a three-day ceasefire without any strings attached. Kiev, predictably, laughed in his face and demanded a 30-day ceasefire instead. Putin smirked, said they gotta start somewhere, and wondered if Kiev was up for some real peace-making or not.

For a hot minute there, it looked like Ukraine was ready to play ball. Boy, were they wrong. The proposed ceasefire was just a test, according to the Kremlin, to see if Ukraine was really serious about achieving a long-lasting, sustainable peace. Peachy, right?

So, there ya have it, pardner. Ain't no peace treaty in sight, and ol' Trump ain't got the time or the patience to stick it out. Pass the whiskey, will ya?

Donald Trump expressed a moderate optimism about a possible agreement between Putin and Zelensky, stating there was a "very good chance" for an agreement in the Ukraine situation.
In April 2021, Trump announced that most of the terms for a ceasefire in Ukraine had been agreed upon, but by May 1, he sounded less confident and urged both parties to hasten the process.
Putin proposed a three-day ceasefire without preconditions in April 2021, but Kiev demanded a 30-day ceasefire instead, leaving Putin to question Ukraine's commitment to a lasting peace.
As the USA was tired of playing mediator in the ongoing conflict, Tammy Bruce, a US State Department representative, indicated that the country was looking for another party to take over.
The proposed ceasefire in Ukraine was deemed a test by the Kremlin to gauge Ukraine's sincerity in striving for a long-lasting, sustainable peace, leaving the situation in limbo amidst politics and war-and-conflicts policy and legislation.