Twenty Amusing, Humorous Expressions of Camaraderie That Might Induce Gales of Guffaws

Twenty Amusing, Humorous Expressions of Camaraderie That Might Induce Gales of Guffaws

Strengthen the bonds of friendship with these hilarious, heartfelt quotes!

Life's most precious chapter is laughter – and who's there when the good times roll? Your best mate, of course! A genuine friend is the hidden treasure of life. Maybe you're at loss for words to express your gratitude? Fear not, these hilarious quotes will do the talking – perfect for cards, social media, or heartfelt notes!

Let's giggle together and toast the eternal bond of friendship!

The Best and Crazy Funny Friendship Quotes

A friend sees your pain when others see a smile – and they still love you like crazy!

Check out my favorite funny friendship quotes:

1. "A true friend stabs you in the front." – Oscar Wilde
2. "Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food." – Unknown
3. "We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much." – Unknown
4. "Friends don't let friends do silly things alone." – Unknown
5. "Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive." – Unknown
6. "Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone." – Unknown
7. "Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard." – Unknown
8. "You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. I'll train you." – Unknown
9. "A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body." – Jim Hayes
10. "Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face." – Unknown
11. "We'll be friends until we're old and senile... then we'll be new friends!" – Unknown
12. "Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public." – Unknown
13. "Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow." – Unknown
14. "I hope we're friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends so we can walk through walls and scare people." – Unknown
15. "A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you." – Elbert Hubbard
16. "We've been friends for so long, I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence." – Unknown
17. "You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang." – Unknown
18. "True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people... together." – Unknown
19. "It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter." – Marlene Dietrich
20. "Friends are the family you choose." – Jess C. Scott

Short and Sassy Friendship Quotes

Friendship is all about having fun and knowing each other well!

20 more fabulous short friendship quotes:

1. "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg, even though they know that you are slightly cracked." – Bernard Meltzer
2. "Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'" – C.S. Lewis
3. "I get by with a little help from my friends." – John Lennon
4. "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." – Jim Morrison
5. "A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body." – Jim Hayes
6. "It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them." – Ralph Waldo Emerson
7. "True friends stab you in the front." – Oscar Wilde
8. "Friends are like bacon bits in the salad bowl of life." – Unknown
9. "Friendship is like money, easier made than kept." – Samuel Butler
10. "Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to bury the ones who made you cry." – Unknown
11. "Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food." – Unknown
12. "A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat." – Erma Bombeck
13. "A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body." – Jim Hayes
14. "A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you." – Elbert Hubbard
15. "We've been friends for so long, I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence." – Unknown
16. "A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body." – Jim Hayes
17. "Speak when angry, and you'll make the best speech you regret." – Laurence J.

Famous and Best Funny Friendship Quotes

Friendship is the oil on life's engine – it makes everything smoother and more enjoyable!

18 fabulous quotes to inspire you:

1. "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." – Bernard Meltzer
2. "Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'" – C.S. Lewis
3. "I get by with a little help from my friends." – John Lennon
4. "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." – Jim Morrison
5. "A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body." – Jim Hayes
6. "It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them." – Ralph Waldo Emerson
7. "True friends stab you in the front." – Oscar Wilde
8. "Friends are like bacon bits in the salad bowl of life." – Unknown
9. "Friendship is like money, easier made than kept." – Samuel Butler
10. "Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to bury the ones who made you cry." – Unknown
11. "Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food." – Unknown
12. "A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat." – Erma Bombeck
13. "A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body." – Jim Hayes
14. "A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you." – Elbert Hubbard
15. "We've been friends for so long, I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence." – Unknown
16. "A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body." – Jim Hayes
17. "Speak when angry, and you'll make the best speech you regret." – Laurence J.
18. "Friendship: Based on love, assisted by time. It grows stronger, warmed by mutual respect and tempered by frequent trials." – Sir William Wiseman

Funny Quotes About Long-Distance Friendship

Even when miles apart, true friendship never fades away!

4 heartwarming quotes to inspire you:

1. "True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side; our roots will always be tangled." –Unknown
2. "Distance means so little when someone means so much." – Tom McNeal
3. "Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'" –C.S. Lewis
4. "You're my Nemo. If you get lost in the great, big ocean, I'll find you." –Unknown
5. "Whenever I feel down, I remember these hilarious quotes about friendship. They help heal my melancholic lifestyle and lift my spirits, proving that laughter truly is the best medicine! #Healing #Laughter"
6. "Scrolling through social media, I found these crazy funny friendship quotes. They made my day! I even shared a few with my best friend for a good laugh. Entertainment at its finest! #SocialMedia #Entertainment"

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