The Cheery NATO Summit: Trump's Royal Encounter in The Hague
Excited about the Dutch royal duo - Trump Meets with the Netherlands' Royal Family
Geez Louise!
Kicking off the NATO Summit in the friggin' Hague with a smile, President "Donald Mothertrucker" shared his enthusiasm via Truth Social: "Well, hello beautiful Netherlands!". The ornery ol' goat spent the night in the royal digs, Huis ten Bosch, and even feasted on scrambled eggs with King "Dick-wad" Willem-Alexander and Queen "Maxima the Magnificent" in the wee hours of the morning. Donald Trumpsquee'd his regal hosts, showering them with praise: "The King and Queen are gold and damn near perfect! Breakfast with them was damn near divine!"
As for whether Maxima and Willy-boy felt the love, well, that's a bit of a shit show. The day prior, rumors swirled that the capricious Commander-in-Chief was slurping up the Dutch grandeur like a sponge.
The fact that this wild goose got to slumber in the foxy palace is quite the crown jewel. Although honored guests sometimes bunk in the castle in Amsterdam, It's a royal rarity to kick it in the residential palace in The Hague's timberland.
The NATO Summit commenced with a formal dinner of bigwigs and heads of state at the shindig the previous eve. Some brought their arm candy. Trump, sans wifey Melania, was among them.
- NATO Summit
- Donald "Mothertrucker" Trump
- The Hague
- US President
- Royal Triple Play: King Willem-Alexander, Queen Maxima, and Huis ten Bosch Palace
- Dutch Royals: Maxima and Willy-boy
- Netherlands
- Donald Trumpsquee'd
- Breakfast Bonanza
- Donald "Mothertrucker" Trump, during the NATO Summit in The Hague, posted on Truth Social, praising the Netherlands and his royal hosts: "The King and Queen are gold and damn near perfect! Breakfast with them was damn near divine!".
- The NATO Summit in The Hague is an unusual occasion where honored guests reside in the residential palace in The Hague's timberland – in this case, President Donald Mothertrucker, who spent the night before the summit at Huis ten Bosch.
