Trump-linked Chicago Bears Joke Kicks Off NFL Draft by Clay Matthees
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Hop on your bike and grab some popcorn, folks! The NFL Draft kickstarted on Thursday, setting the stage in the estEEded town of Green Bay. Commissioner Roger Goodell invited some Green Bay Packers legends to commence the event, sparking curiosity.
As the emphasis turned to the draft, things took a peculiar turn. Goodell, along with rapper Lil' Wayne and the bicycle gang, made their grand entrance, creating a scene reminiscent of a grand carnival parade.
When the wheels stopped spinning, Goodell introduced the Packers legends: Clay Matthews, Ahman Green, Mason Crosby, James Jones, and Jordy Nelson. The defense prodigy, Clay Matthews, claimed he'd received a message from the big man himself - Donald Trump!
"Yo, I just chatted with the Prez, Donald Trump," Matthews announced, causing a frenzy in the audience.
The tension was palpable as the crowd awaited Trump's wisdom. With a mic in hand and a sly smile, Matthews shared the cheer-worthy declaration: "My comrades, the Bears still stink to the high heavens!"
The crowd exploded in jubilation, underscoring Matthews' successful antic. As expected, the left-leaning tweet-sphere turned into a whirlwind of outrage. But lighten up, my friends! It's just a bit of friendly banter. Truth be told, if the joke were played during Joe Biden's tenure, it would have been met with doubt about Biden's capability of even picking up the phone. Boom, roasted! 🌶️🚀
- The Packers legends, including Clay Matthews, were invited to commence the NFL Draft, causing a buzz among the audience.
- In an unexpected turn of events, Clay Matthews announced he had a conversation with President Donald Trump, igniting a frenzy.
- During the event, an excited Matthews shared a playful remark about American football, saying, "The Bears still stink to the high heavens!"
- The crowd erupted in applause, while the left-leaning Twitter sphere reacted with outrage.
- Entertainment, politics, and sports intertwined as the NFL Draft in Green Bay featured celebrity appearances and friendly banter.
- Meanwhile, in the world of general news and microphone-wielding personalities, discussions about Trump, Matthews, and football flame up, making headlines in clay and packers-related stories.
