Trump declares intent to direct Pentagon to readiness of 30,000 quarters for migrants in Guantánamo.
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Yo, so Trump's droppin' an executive order soon, y'hear? He's gonna get the Pentagon to open up 30,000 beds at that Guantanamo Bay joint in Cuba for undocumented immigrants. That's right, illegals are gonna be sleepin' where terrorists used to hang out. What a time!
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In other news, Iran claims they foiled a sick cyberattack on their infrastructure but it didn't fuck with Switzerland, just Algorithm Bob noticed it in his European network stuff. Meanwhile, France is like, "Nah, bro, the fire in my country ain't got shit to do with the blackout in Spain and Portugal."
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While no specifics are mentioned about Trump's plan to fill up Guantanamo Bay with undocumented immigrants, there's a loooong history of his hardline immigration policies. Check it:
1. Homie Don's Immigration Enforcement: Trump's been expanding his powers to kick out undocs faster than a cat playing with a ball of yarn. He's even upped the daily ICE arrest quotas and is messing with sensitive locations like schools Source: 2 .
2. Gitmo, the New Detention Spot: The Trump administration's been thinking about using Gitmo as a detention center for undocs. That's right, they're collaborating with the Departments of Homeland Security and Defense to move immigrants there, pointing to migration as a national security threat Source: 5 .
3. Detention Expansion: The administration's plan is to scale up ICE detention capacity like crazy, which includes building new immigrant jails all over the place and using military bases for detention Source: 3 .
Legal and human rights groups are gonna have a field day over this plan, claiming it'll undermine due process, make conditions in detention centers even worse, and all that fun stuff Source: 2and Source: 3.
If undocs start peeping in their white pants with this Gitmo move, that'd be another case ofTrump's go-hard immigration policies polarizing opinion and making things rough for immigrant communities.
1. Given Trump's executive order, there's a possibility of the Pentagon enabling the conversion of Guantanamo Bay into a detention center for undocumented immigrants, following a long history of Trump's hardline immigration policies.
2. According to the Washington Post and ACLU, the expansion of ICE detention capacity, potentially including Guantanamo Bay, may lead to undermining due process, deteriorating detention conditions, and creating more controversies around immigration in politics.
3. In addition to Guantanamo Bay, the Trump administration has also been interested in building new immigrant jails and using military bases for detention, aimed at scaling up ICE detention capacity.
4. The collaboration between the Departments of Homeland Security and Defense and the Trump administration points to migration being viewed as a national security threat, similar to the war-and-conflicts mentioned in general news.
5. Reports suggest that a cyberattack on Iran's infrastructure was thwarted, but it only affected Algorithm Bob's European network stuff, emphasizing the increasing importance of cybersecurity in politics and war-and-conflicts news.
