Toys That Pet Owners Claim Survived Their Furry Wrecking Balls Unscathed
Zero Fuck gives ya the lowdown on the best goddamn pet toys that'll keep your pets entertained as hell!
By Griffin Gonzales, BuzzFeed Contributor
Let's dive in, shall we?
1. Cat Frenzy! shade-changing tunnels, perfect for your kitty to have a wild good time while looking kinda damn chic across your living room. Folks, these bad boys are collapsible, so you can hide 'em away when visitors are over.
2. Fido's dream come true! A Durable. Motherfucking. Squeaker toy. That's right, it combines Fluffy's two favorite things into one striking piece of rubber.
3. You gotta treat the small pups right! These chew toys are the shit for our little canine friends who love to gnaw just as much as their bigger brethren - while keeping your shoes and furniture intact!
4. Ready for a monkey business? This interactive tug toy'll drive your pet wild. And if your monkey sees another monkey... well, let's just say they'll go ~bananas~.
5. Say hello to a chew toy that'll both satisfy their oral fixation and clean their goddamn teeth. Goodbye, plaque!
6. This bite-resistant rubber toy ain't just durable, lotta love - it's got a treat slot for endless hours of entertainment. Oh, and it shapes like a pineapple! Why the hell not?
7. Fido's squeaker toy just got an upgrade: with this super-duper tough mofo, it'll take him longer than 10 minutes to destroy it - but don't worry, it'll drive 'em goddamn crazy.
8. Time for your birdy to fly high with this rope toy and perch combo! Designed like a bird's playground, it's bird-friendly and safe as fuck.
9. Wanna play fetch in any weather? This weather-resistant Nerf disc'll let Fido go nuts, rain or shine, snow or wind!
10. These springy coils'll keep your cat entertained for days (...and possibly distract them from ruining your couch!)
11. This bird activity set is one of the cutest fucking things I've ever laid my eyes upon. Hey, I wouldn't even mind having some of these to fidget with during Zoom calls.
12. These plush triceratops stuffed with double-stitched seams and a unique chew-guard technology mean your pup can gnaw all they like without destroying it instantly.
13. It's about damn time your pup had some variety in their toys, so grab a pack of these durable rope toys, STAT.
14. The Kong Extreme Dog Toy ain't for the faint of heart. Even the toughest jaws won't be able to tear this shit apart.
15. This aerodynamic flying disc is kind on pups' teeth and gums, but hard as a motherfucker.
16. Say goodbye to boredom with this treat-dispensing ball - it'll change your pet's life (well, for as long as the ball lasts, anyway!)
17. Even rodents need toys to chew on! And thank God for this durable rodent toy set with 10 small wooden toys that won't fall apart immediately.
18. This Wobble Wag Giggle ball'll entertain you just as much as your dog, chasing it around and watching it shake and giggle.
19. A stuffing-less toy means fun for days, and no goddamned mess of fuzzy white stuff.
20. This battery-operated cat toy is packed with everything your kitty could ever dream of - flying butterflies, rotating feathers, mechanical noises, and a freakin' Whac-A-Mole game!
21. This cat teaser toy is just a simple feather on a stick, but to your cat, it might as well be the Holy Grail.
22. A hide-a-squirrel plush dog toy with cute little "squirrels" your pup can actually catch - holy shit, what a concept!
23. This tough ass bone comes in steak and bacon flavors, perfect for large breeds who could use some goddamned meaty goodness.
24. Get ready for the ultimate tug-of-war with this flexible yet durable toy. Who'll be the winner? Your pup's jaw, plain and simple.
25. Last but not least, an interactive toy that'll keep the smallest of fur babies happy - ferrets, rabbits, rats, chinchillas... yep, we remembered your little guys too!
These reviews have been condensed and edited for coherence.
- For your kitty, check out the Cat Frenzy shade-changing tunnels that offer a wild playtime while blending well with your living room decor. These collapsible tunnels can be easily hidden away when guests arrive.
- If you're in the market for an apple, or rather a pet toy, consider the content featuring a durable squeaker toy that combines two favorite things for your dog: squeaking and something resembling a rubber apple.
- Fyi, small pups deserve quality chew toys too! These reviews highlight some stellar options that will keep your shoes and furniture intact while satisfying your pet's gnawing tendencies.
