Toilets Influence: Roki Sasaki Chooses LA, Philly's Phanatic Steps into Boxing Ring, and More - Rewritten
In my humble opinion, I'm damn picky about the places I choose to relieve myself. You know what I mean? It's not just a random bathroom on the road. I've got standards - and baseball's no different.
Take Roki Sasaki, for instance. This Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher isn't messing around. He wants the best, and that includes high-tech Japanese toilets. Station CEO Stan Kasten spilled the beans: they got 'em installed in the team's clubhouse, and Sasaki was all about it.
Now, you might be wondering, "What's so darn special about Japanese-style toilets?" Well, pal, let me enlighten you. You're getting a built-in bidet, warm water cleanin', heated seats, automated lids, and a remote control to customize your throne experience. Who wouldn't want that, huh?
Here's the kicker: It's not just Asia that's goin' bonkers for these bathroom marvels. Funny man Jim Gaffigan knows a good thing when he sees it. Sasaki agreed, "It sounds like a joke, but it's important for me." Knew I wasn't alone in that.
So, next time you're signing on the dotted line for a job, maybe ask what their restroom situation is like. You never know if a Japanese-style toilet might be the difference between a hit and a miss.
But that's not all that's grabbin' headlines in the baseball world. Get this: The Phillie Phanatic's gonna duke it out with Blooper, the Braves mascot, in a three-round boxing bout. Can you believe it?
I mean, mascot boxing? Who woulda thunk it? This is gonna be one for the history books, folks. Might even be worth a trip to watch in person - if I can find my way to Philly without getting lost.
Now, I've got a funny story about baseball obituaries. Seems those teams that can't win are killing off fans left and right. Chicago White Sox fans are definitely feeling the pain. RIP, Mac McDonald, you passed on after another dreadful season. Dark humor at its finest.
Finally, here's a quick rundown of some oddball moments from the week. The Morehead City Marlins are changin' their name to the Booty Divers for a couple days - don't ask, just enjoy it. Also, Kevin Gausman had a day he'd rather forget, sufferin' an embarrassing slip on his way off the mound. And Chandler Simpson only needed two feet to record two hits - talk about lyin' low.
Keep your eyes peeled for more sports shenanigans, and don't forget to share your thoughts with me: john.simmons@our site. Stay tuned!
- Despite the unfortunate twist of losing a fan, Mac McDonald, Chicago White Sox fans continue to prioritize their love for the game, just as Simmons does in choosing places to relieve himself.
- It's sure that baseball superstars aren't just focused on sports and entertainment; they also seem to appreciate high-end amenities such as Japanese-style toilets, just like Roki Sasaki, Jim Gaffigan, and Stan Kasten have demonstrated.
- In the world of baseball, it's not just about winning or losing; unexpected events, such as the upcoming mascot boxing match between the Phillie Phanatic and Blooper, can turn heads and make headlines, much like the creative antics of the Morehead City Marlins.
