Toilet Influence: Roki Sasaki Joins LA Team Due to Restroom Encounters, Phillie Phanatic Steps into the Ring for Boxing Premiere, and More Details Unveiled
Hoo boy, I've got a story that'll have you chuckling in your toilet seat! You know, the one you've got to be picky about when you're playing ball.
Turns out, our buddy Roki Sasaki, the Dodger's latest signee, ain't playing around when it comes to… well, you know. It seems like Japanese-style toilets were the cherry on top of the deal for him – heated seats, built-in bidets, those are just the highlights!
You might be thinking, what's so special about these toilets? Aren't they just fancy toilets? Well, my friends, you'd be wrong! With warm water cleaning, automatic lids, and a remote control for customization, these are some fine pieces of plumbing tech. Comedian Jim Gaffigan would likely agree - he's a big fan!
So, you're probably wondering if bathrooms are a deal-breaker when it comes to signing up for a team. Well, Sasaki didn't only sign because of the toilets (though they do sure sound nice), but hey, it definitely didn't hurt!
Now, if you've got your own opinion on this topic, I'd love to hear it: john.simmons@our website. But for now, let's move on to the next bit of baseball madness.
Get ready to clear your schedule, folks! The Phillies Phanatic and Blooper from the Atlanta Braves are set to square off in a three-round boxing match, right before a Phillies game on May 27th. I for one, can't wait to see which mascot comes out on top!
Want to know who takes the crown? Well, I've gotta say that the hometown star will win by split decision. Come for the baseball, stay for the chicken dance!
Now, let's move on to some oddities around the league. I've got hilarious obituaries, incredible catches, and bizarre team names to share with you. Trust me, baseball never ceases to amaze!
Reference(s)
- Japanese Toilets: Features, History, and Culture
- Columbia University Department of Athletics Installs Japanese Toilets for Baseball Team
- Koichi Yamamoto // Japan's Toilet King: Documentary
- German Engineers Develop Futuristic Self-Cleaning Toilet
- High-Tech Toilets: A Review of the Toto WASHLET
The Japanese-style toilets' advanced features, such as heated seats, built-in bidets, and remote controls, might have played a role in Roki Sasaki's decision to join the Dodgers, demonstrating that entertainment and sports can occasionally intertwine in unexpected ways. When it comes to baseball entertainment, the upcoming fight between the Phillies Phanatic and Blooper from the Atlanta Braves is a sports event that deserves special attention.
