"Thirtysomething's Favorite Kids Movies from the '90s, Despite Their Flaws" or "Nineties Kid Films I Still Admire, Regardless of Their Shortcomings"
In the realm of nostalgia, the '90s stand as a golden age for entertainment, particularly in the world of cinema. Let's take a trip down memory lane and revisit some of the films that shaped our childhoods.
"We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story" (1994) was a delightful animated adventure that, despite its humble beginnings, managed to bring a smile to our faces. The film, starring a cast of prehistoric creatures, offered a fun-filled journey that still holds up today.
"Hook" (1991), a Steven Spielberg production, was a film the writer spent most of their life believing was universally beloved. The story of Peter Pan growing up and losing his sense of wonder was a poignant reminder of the magic that can be found in never growing up.
"Rookie of the Year" (1993) was an iconic '90s kids sports movie, following the story of a young boy who, after an accident, becomes an unexpected baseball prodigy. The film left many of us dreaming of a career in sports and a life filled with baseball glory.
"Air Bud" (1996) was an okay-at-best sports flick starring a dog that could play basketball. The heartwarming tale of a misfit team coming together to win the big game was a staple of the '90s, and the film's canine protagonist was a lovable addition to the sports movie genre.
"Blank Check" (1994) felt like a time capsule from the early-to-mid '90s, with its story of a young boy coming into a large sum of money and the ensuing chaos. The film, with its mix of comedy and adventure, was a fun ride that still resonates today.
"Dennis the Menace" (1993) brought the comic strip character to the big screen, with Walter Matthau portraying the long-suffering Mr. Wilson. The film was a faithful adaptation of the source material, capturing the mischievous spirit of Dennis and the exasperation of Mr. Wilson.
"Honey, I Blew Up The Kid" (1992) was a film that managed to get a child off a days-long "Frozen 2" binge, with its story of a young boy accidentally growing to an enormous size. The film, while not a masterpiece, offered a fun and entertaining diversion.
"Houseguest" (1995) didn't do anything original with its plot, but the pairing of Sinbad and Phil Hartman worked surprisingly well. The film, a comedy about a man posing as a wealthy businessman to win back his home, was a fun and entertaining watch.
"Jack Frost" (1998) was a terrible movie, but the writer found it campy and earnest, making it an unexpectedly enjoyable viewing experience. The film, about a snowman coming to life, offered a unique twist on the classic snowman tale.
"Richie Rich" (1994) left the writer wanting a McDonald's in their house and a rollercoaster in their backyard, with its story of a young boy living in a world of wealth and luxury. The film, while not particularly deep, was a fun and fantastical romp.
"George Of The Jungle" (1997) made a killing at the box office, with its tale of a man raised in the jungle who comes to the civilized world offering a mix of comedy and adventure. The film, starring Brendan Fraser, was a hit with audiences of all ages.
"Angels In The Outfield" (1994) was a baseball flick with four Oscar winners and an oddly dark turn at the end. The film, about a group of orphans praying for their team to win the pennant, offered a mix of heartwarming moments and unexpected twists.
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"Flipper" (1996) had a scene where Paul London's character opened a coconut with his two fingers, which the writer found exciting. The film, about a young boy and his dolphin friend, offered a mix of adventure and heartwarming moments.
"Inspector Gadget" (1998) is a movie that the writer has a fondness for, despite its poor critical reception. The film, about a bumbling detective with a host of gadgets at his disposal, offered a mix of comedy and adventure.
"First Kid" (1996) was a film that the writer watched multiple times growing up, despite possibly not holding up well today. The film, about a young president's bodyguard, offered a mix of action and heartwarming moments.
"Jungle 2 Jungle" (1997) was a fun, heartwarming father-son story starring Tim Allen. The film, about a man learning to connect with his long-lost son in the jungle, offered a mix of comedy and heartwarming moments.
"Ernest Scared Stupid" (1991) is one of the writer's childhood favorites. The film, about a hapless handyman battling a troll, offered a mix of comedy and horror.
"Mr. Nanny" (1993) had a scene where Hulk Hogan's character rides a motorcycle and a random guy throws a dog in the water, which the writer found entertaining. The film, about a former wrestler turned nanny, offered a mix of comedy and action.
"Suburban Commando" (1991) was a comedy starring Hulk Hogan as an intergalactic mercenary. The film, with its mix of action and comedy, was a fun and entertaining watch.
"Leave It To Beaver" (1998) was an adaptation of the classic TV show that the writer finds to be an obvious cash-grab. The film, while not particularly memorable, offered a faithful adaptation of the source material.
"Camp Nowhere" (1994) is a movie that was forgotten until later in life by the writer. The film, about a group of kids starting their own summer camp, offered a mix of comedy and heartwarming moments.
"The Little Rascals" (1994) was a revamp of a classic TV show of the same name. The film, with its mix of comedy and heartwarming moments, was a faithful adaptation of the source material.
"Little Big League" (1994) featured Ken Griffey Jr. and Randy Johnson in the final act. The film, about a young boy taking over a major league baseball team, offered a mix of comedy and heartwarming moments.
"Man Of The House" (1995) is a movie where a boy goes to war with his mom's boyfriend. The film, with its mix of comedy and drama, offered a mix of heartwarming moments and unexpected twists.
"The Big Green" (1995) is a movie that the writer starts calling people Deputy Dog all day when watching it. The film, about a soccer team of misfits coming together to win the big game, offered a mix of comedy and heartwarming moments.
"Problem Child" (1990) is essentially a zanier and less scary version of "The Good Son". The film, about a mischievous child wreaking havoc on his new family, offered a mix of comedy and heartwarming moments.
"Ladybugs" (1992) is a movie that a friend of the writer watched too many times growing up. The film, about a girl posing as a boy to coach a football team, offered a mix of comedy and heartwarming moments.
"Good Burger" (1997) is a movie that the writer's family loved, but the writer's mother did not. The film, about a fast food restaurant facing financial ruin, offered a mix of comedy and heartwarming moments.
"Super Mario Bros." (1993) had a distinct style, despite being a poor adaptation of the video game. The film, about a pair of plumbers battling a rival species, offered a mix of comedy and action.
"A Kid In King Arthur's Court" (1995) is a movie that stars Thomas Ian Nicholas, who also starred in "Rookie of the Year" (1993). The film, about a young boy transported to medieval England, offered a mix of comedy and adventure.
"Small Soldiers" (1998) is a kid-friendly action flick that the writer's godfather bought them when they had their tonsils removed. The film, about a group of toys coming to life and battling each other, offered a mix of comedy and action.
In conclusion, the '90s were a golden age for cinema, offering a mix of heartwarming moments, comedy, and adventure. These films, while not always critically acclaimed, hold a special place in the hearts of many and serve as a reminder of a simpler time. So, grab some popcorn, sit back, and rediscover the magic of the '90s.
