Thirty Sex Toys Left Reviewers in Such Ecstasy That They Experienced Intense Pleasure, Resulting in Accidents.
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Hey there, chum! Our team of fantastic editors has hand-picked some top-notch toys that could leave you grinning from ear to ear (and possibly the bed and ceiling too!). Just a heads-up, you might want to grab some bath towels or sheets because you're bound to make quite the mess in the best of ways. 💦
By the one and only Negesti KaudoBuzzFeed Staff
Here's the lowdown:
1. A palm-sized vibrator with a "tongue":
This little guy boasts nine vibration patterns and nine licking motions that can take you from head to toe (but really, though). Trust us, it'll make you swoon!
Promising reviews:
- "So, I picked this toy because the famous rose was sold out, and I felt like trying something new! The toy has nine different settings, and each one is better than the last! Alone, it's great, but with a partner, it's outta this world! My partner and I thought we were at Sea World, lol. If you know, you knowwwww! So, if you want your soul snatched and your bed and ceiling drenched, this is the one for you!" -Anna
- "I bought this based on a random review I saw on Facebook, and hey, free shipping didn't hurt either! Holy moly, I squirted so fast. The orgasms were quick and repetitive! It was unbelievable. This little toy will change your life!" -Tiffany Bueno
Grab it on Amazon for just $35.99 (available in four fabulous colors).
2. A high-tech oral stimulator with Airflow technology:
This high-tech toy features ten different intensities for stroking and sucking sensations. It's like your own personal mouth — minus all the mumbo-jumbo!
Promising review:
- "My wife and I have been together for nearly 17 years, and we've used many toys. She usually gets off from clitoral stimulation. I never thought the Baci could squirt her! SPOILER ALERT! She actually squirted so much that my ceiling (and my bed, and me) is wet. I've never seen so much fluid come out of a human! My wife started trying to communicate in her own language, but she seemed to be fluent. We'll probably be sleeping on the couch until the bed dries out. This toy is definitely worth it. If you want to snatch your own soul and have your bed soaked, go for it!" -William G.
Get it from Lora DiCarlo for a cool $160.
3. A bent glass pleasure wand:
This dual-ended toy will simply make you squirm with delight. Use it solo or with a partner for a magical experience!
Promising reviews:
- "You'll need a towel or something to put down when using this baby. My partner showed me something I never thought was possible while I had my orgasm with this toy! It takes things to another level for sure." -Windy City Transplant
- "I was looking for a curved glass toy to target my G-spot, and I found exactly what I needed here! This toy drove me to squirt and come like never before. My partner even used it on me, and I had the best orgasm of my life! I'm so pleased with this purchase. The ribbed end is also great for anal stimulation. It's multipurpose and amazing!" -B.K.
Grab it on Amazon for just $17.99.
4. A powerful rabbit vibrator:
This dual-stimulating silicone toy offers ten powerful vibration modes and five inches of insertable length to reach that sweet spot.
Promising review:
- "This toy is amazing! I usually use toys with my partner, but this one is something else! It makes me squirt and come like never before. Especially when my partner is controlling it for me. The only disadvantage is that it can be a bit loud, so it's hard to use when the kids are around." -Angel
Get it on Amazon for $32.99 (available in purple and teal).
5. The iconic Magic Wand:
The oldie-but-goodie Magic Wand has been a staple for relief for decades. It has two rumbly speeds and a simple switch. It's also available in Plus (a corded version with multiple speeds), Rechargeable (cordless version with multiple speeds), and Mini (a travel-friendly, cordless version).
Promising reviews:
- "Just a little tip: Make sure you have a towel under you if you're using it for...well, personal relief, lol. It also works great for massaging out knots in other places!" -Kiri Minney
- "I got it for my partner, and well, 30 seconds later, I realized I needed a towel, and now, a new mattress, too!" -Chris T.
Get it on Amazon for $56.99 (available in four styles).
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6. A flexible silicone dildo:
This toy's unique texture allows for added stimulation and even has a suction cup base to keep it steady.
Promising reviews:
- "Super LOVE! It's my new favorite toy! And I own a ton of toys and dildos. Love the thickness and the ridges. Feels different right from the start. It's like a test run for squirting! Makes me orgasm to the point of squirting like never before!" -Ms.NylonMILF
- "This toy is great! I consider it my first dildo. And hey, the ridges paired with the prostate stimulation made me squirt and come like I've never before! So pleased with this purchase!" -Johnny
Get it on Amazon for just $13.99 (available in nine colors and two sizes).
7. A flexible rabbit-inspired vibrator:
This toy's soft velvet silicone material and unique design allow it to move along with you while providing constant stimulation to your clit and G-spot.
Promising reviews:
- "This silicone vibrator is amazing! It made me squirm like I'll nev...er forget! The unique texture really hits the G-spot while the clitoral stimulation is on point!" -LoveDickson1203
- "I've struggled for years to find what works for me, but this thing was the one. It makes me orgasm multiple times so fast and like never before!" -Bex
Add it to your cart from Lovehoney for $149 (available in three colors).
8. A transparent masturbator:
This toy features a tight, convex, and textured interior for an intense, satisfying experience while watching the action through the case.
Promising reviews:
- "Tight insert, rigid inside, definitely does the job. Feels like the real thing." -Schlabach Pam
- "It was very satisfying. Made me blow a nut in a big way! Great investment for some alone time!" -Tho
Get it on Amazon for a reasonable $26.99 (available in four colors).
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9. A dual-stimulating vibrator:
This vibrator has ten vibration settings and eleven intensities, plus innovative suction technology for clitoral stimulation. It even turns off when not touching your body, thanks to Smart Silence technology!
My colleague, Taylor Steele, owns and loves this toy:"This is the toy that, if it somehow went missing, I'd probably die, seriously. I love the size and feel of the Duo. Its 12 pressure and vibration modes offer everything you could want in one luxurious package! And I love that it senses when it's no longer needed and goes into sleep mode (until I'm ready for more, of course)! Treat yourself to this toy. It'll make your life better."
Promising review:"I literally squirted. I've never have done that before in my life. This is a fantastic toy!" -Lady
Get it on Amazon for $218.96 (available in four colors).
10. A curvaceous stainless-steel wand by Njoy:
This mighty wand offers 8 inches and two bulbous ends to massage both internally and externally.
Promising review:"Holy buckets! This thing is amazing! I had an experience with a lover who made me squirt. I was mortified! But then I started thinking...what if I'd been able to squirt my whole adult sexual life and never tapped into my own G-spot potentials?! I googled 'toys that make a woman squirt' and boom, the Njoy wand rose like the Excalibur, shining and majestic. I read the reviews, clicked 'buy now,' and squealed with delight when it arrived. It's heavy, but I didn't mind that, especially if it meant an amazing sexual experience! I recommend this toy to all women. Harness your inner flow, ladies!" -River Luver
"Guaranteed to squirt with this thing. No other review needed! I call it the THUNDER." -Heaven Sent
Get it on Amazon for just $72.
11. The Empress 2 clitoral suction vibrator by Vush:
This waterproof toy offers 40 potential pulsation and vibration combinations with a sleek, Insta-worthy design.
Promising reviews:"After years of trying every technique under the sun, it took this guy three minutes and forty-six seconds to get me to the most intense orgasm of my life...and made it possible to squirt (without penetration)." -Tamara G.
"I've been using this for just a few days, and let me tell ya, just a few minutes with this bad boy, and I was soaked! It was the most intense, amazing feeling!" -Beth
Grab it from Vush for $160 (available in three colors).
Vush is an Australian-based sexual wellness brand that focuses on self-love and aesthetically-pleasing sex toys that'll leave you speechless.
12. A powerful miniature wand vibrator:
Crafted with soft silicone for a soft-touch feel, this mini wand offers 20 functions to take you to that blissful edge.
Promising reviews:"This thing made my girlfriend squirt for the first time ever. Now, she can't stop. Great, now we can both come in 30 seconds, so I don't have to feel like an outcast. Thanks, Shibari." -Taylor Zero
"If you've ever wanted to know what it's like for your entire body to vibrate or what it's like for a toy to make your legs go numb...then, this is the toy for you. I squirted for the first time ever. My partner loves it when I use it. He ordered it for me as a surprise, and it was the best surprise ever! I highly recommend this to any woman who wants an extra dose of vibrating fun in the bedroom." -Jayson Snyder
Grab it on Amazon for just $17.76 (available in seven colors).
13. A dual-stimulation rose vibrator:
Affectionately known as the "Soul Snatcher" on TikTok, this toy offers internal stimulation and nine-speed tongue petal clitoral stimulation (apparently).
Promising review:"This little thing was amazing! I really enjoyed it, and let me tell you, I was surprised, and totally not prepared. Sixty seconds and the third setting took me there, and a waterfall erupted! haha I was shocked, and most of all, ready for a challenge because I knew that I could do more than 60 seconds. Wrong again! I went down one setting, and still couldn't hang, lol! So, I rested that night, tried again the next day, and this time, I said let me play around with it. Baby, one towel is not enough...I needed three towels, lol! You gotta make sure that hole is completely covered, not a single crack, because then you won't feel a strong licking." -Funmilayo Akintunde
Pick it up on Amazon for just $39.99.
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14. A flexible silicone dildo:
Angled for the best G-spot stimulation, this dildo has a sturdy suction cup base for hands-free fun.
Promising reviews:"Amazing! Super LOVE! This is my new favorite toy! And I own a ton of toys and dildos. Love the thickness and the ribs. Feels unbelievable. This toy makes me squirt and come like never before. So pleased with this purchase!" -Ms.NylonMILF
"This toy is perfect! =====> FIRST TIME SQUIRTING =====> I was nervous to try a dildo because I thought I'd be disappointed, but I'm extremely happy with this purchase! It felt great!" -Amanda
Grab it on Amazon for just $21.99 (available in multiple colors and sizes).
15. The Snuggle oral sex simulator by Lovense:
This toy uses Lovense's patented oscillating technology to provide realistic oral sex sensations.
Promising review:"OMG! I could never imagine such an intense orgasm from a toy; I squirted for 10 minutes! This toy is really amazing. If you want to feel your partner's tongue, you NEED to try this." -Mark
Get it from Lovense for $119 (available in nude, purple, and pink).
So there you have it, chums! These sex toys could take your pleasure to new heights (and possibly new sheets). Happy exploring! 😜
- The vibrator with a "tongue" available on Amazon, priced at $35.99, offers nine vibration patterns and nine licking motions, promising intense pleasure that might lead to messy satisfaction.
- The high-tech oral stimulator with Airflow technology from Lora DiCarlo, costing $160, features ten different intensities for stroking and sucking sensations, promising an otherworldly experience.
- The bent glass pleasure wand, priced at $17.99 on Amazon, is a dual-ended toy designed to provide delightful stimulation during solo or partner play.
- The powerful rabbit vibrator, available on Amazon for $32.99, offers ten vibration modes and five inches of insertable length, targeting simultaneously the G-spot and clitoris for a mind-blowing orgasm.
- The iconic Magic Wand, priced at $56.99 on Amazon, is a classic vibrator with two rumbly speeds and a simple switch, known for its versatility in providing relief for decades.
- For some more options, check out top-rated sex toys such as the flexible silicone dildo on Amazon, available in nine colors and two sizes, or the flexible rabbit-inspired vibrator from Lovehoney, priced at $149.
- If you enjoy using toys in the bath or shower, consider the dual-stimulating vibrator with innovative suction technology for clitoral stimulation, priced at $218.96 on Amazon, or the curvaceous stainless-steel wand by Njoy, available for $72.
- For a more affordable option, there's the Empress 2 clitoral suction vibrator by Vush, retailing for $160, or the powerful miniature wand vibrator priced at just $17.76 on Amazon.
- The dual-stimulation rose vibrator, affectionately known as the "Soul Snatcher" on TikTok, is available on Amazon for $39.99, boasting nine-speed tongue petal clitoral stimulation.
- For those seeking oral sex mimickry, the Snuggle oral sex simulator by Lovense, priced at $119, uses Lovense's patented oscillating technology to provide an intensely realistic experience.
