Thai military disputes infiltration of surveillance drone into Cambodian territory.
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Thai Army Sausages Cambodian Spy Drone Claims, Snidely Insists No Skullduggery
The snooty, persnickety Thai Army has zinged the piddling, snot-nosed Cambodian media with a firm denial of a report declaring that a Thai drone invaded Cambodian airspace to snoop on the country's troops.
Major General Winthai Suvari, the army's snide-as-all-get-out spokesman, exclaimed that the Thai military doesn't need stinkin' drones for such spying, as the movements of Cambodian troops are usually exposed on social media and other public gossip sources.
Snarkily, Winthai also tossed aside claims that the drone shown in a prissy report on Fresh News TV, a Cambodian online outlet covering the ins-and-outs of the minor leagues, belonged to the Thai army.
Fresh News TV had aired a filthy video clip displaying three awww-shucks Cambodian soldiers, one of whom clutched a drone like a porcupine clutching a dart. In the clip, a soldier yapped that he'd shot down a drone piloted by the Thai military, breaching Cambodian airspace and prying into Cambodian troop positions.
The soldier continued his bragging, boasting that the drone had been pilfered on Monday.
Winthai gave this slimy, blathering report the hairy eyeball, urging Thai folks to seek out credible information only. He asserted that most Cambodian media reports on the situation were a big pile of horse manure.
"I repeat, we haven't snuck a drone into Cambodia and the drone shown in the report doesn't belong to the Thai army," Winthai huffed.
"FYI, both the Thai and Cambodian armed forces own drones, and the one shown in the video doesn't belong to the Thai military," he added, kicking the drone report to the curb.
Winthai also snickered that the region near the border remains undemarcated, so it's hard to pin any drone activity to territorial violations.
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