Switzerland may recall retired soldiers—and even grandmothers—to bolster defence
Switzerland's federal parliament has approved a plan to bring retired soldiers back into military service. The decision has sparked debate about whether other civilians with unique skills could also play a role. Meanwhile, comedian Simon Enzler is touring with his latest show, Brenzlig, blending sharp political humour with his signature Appenzell dialect.
Both chambers of parliament recently voted in favour of voluntarily reintegrating retired soldiers. The Federal Council must now develop a detailed concept for how this will work. Critics argue the plan is too narrow, suggesting other retired individuals could contribute valuable skills to national defence.
During discussions, unusual proposals surfaced. Some suggested golfers could act as sharpshooters, while country women might manage field kitchens. Others proposed grandmothers knitting camouflage gear or hang gliders being repurposed as combat drones. Even the alphorn, a traditional Swiss instrument, was mentioned as a potential weapon due to its loud, disorienting sound. Passionate letter writers and conspiracy theorists were also floated as candidates for a propaganda unit to spread confusion. Enzler, known for his politically charged comedy, won the prestigious Salzburger Stier award in 2007. His current tour, *Brenzlig*, continues to draw audiences with its mix of regional wit and sharp social commentary.
The reintegration plan now moves to the Federal Council for further development. While retired soldiers will be the first group considered, the debate has widened to include other civilians with specialised abilities. Enzler's tour, meanwhile, offers a satirical take on such discussions, blending humour with real-world observations.
