Sofia Vergara Liberally Coats Herself in Coffee, Kacey Musgraves Embraces a Bare-Cheeked Look, and Farewell AOL!
It's a busy week ahead, with the author eagerly anticipating the Fantasy Football draft scheduled for two weeks from Saturday at Buffalo Wild Wings. As the excitement builds, the author can't help but dream of drafting an elite crop of players and indulging in a juicy burger.
The draft's original venue was set to be Applebee's, but alas, the air conditioning is broken and won't be fixed by Aug. 30. So, the hunt for a new location begins.
Speaking of drafts, you might have heard the news about Jake Fromm, the former Georgia Bulldogs quarterback. Contrary to popular belief, he didn't join State Farm for commercials or as an insurance agent. After a brief NFL career, he found his calling elsewhere, not with State Farm.
The association between Jake Fromm and State Farm has been a source of amusement for many, given the similarity of their names and the perfect fit it seemed for State Farm's famous "Jake from State Farm" campaign. However, it remains a missed marketing opportunity, as the original "Jake from State Farm" is actually Jake Simmons, a real State Farm employee cast in their ads after an internal casting.
Moving on, the author prefers a ribeye steak over a filet mignon. But if flank steak is made into jerky, it would certainly find a place on the Mount Rushmore of Steaks, which also includes filet, T-bone, and porterhouse.
In other news, country singer Kacey Musgraves gave a show in Aspen over the weekend. While the author appreciates her performance, they still hold prime Loretta Lynn in high regard.
The author also suggests meeting up with Sofia Vergara for coffee to gear up for the night.
As for the Mount Rushmore of TV characters, the author proposes the Allstate guy who was briefly the President of the United States in the TV show "24", Aaron Rodgers' Discount Double-Check, the Army guy from The General's commercials with Shaq, and the Six Flags character as potential additions.
Interestingly, Week 1 of the college football season will be playing around the time of the Fantasy Football draft.
Lastly, the author's email address for any suggestions on the steak to ride with is Zach.Dean@our website.com.
Stay tuned for more updates and nightcaps!
Drafting an elite crop of players for the Fantasy Football draft is just the start of the author's week, as they also dream of indulging in a juicy burger while watching the game at Buffalo Wild Wings. In the entertainment world, the author suggests meeting up with Sofia Vergara for coffee to gear up for the night, and they hold prime Loretta Lynn in high regard among country singers. If a ribeye steak can't make it onto the Mount Rushmore of Steaks, then flank steak transformed into jerky certainly deserves a spot.
