Rougeau President Moves from Academia into Voice Acting Career!

President Rougeau of the unnamed institution has been making headlines recently, but not for the reasons one might expect. While casting directors from Deep Voices Casting Inc. consider him star material, there's a lack of public information regarding his voice acting career or involvement in the Star Wars franchise.

In a surprising turn of events, President Rougeau announced the date and time of an event that has left many puzzled – the end of the world, set for April 17th, 2027 at 3:54 PM Eastern Daylight Time. This announcement was made during an unexpected public appearance in the Hoval.

Meanwhile, the graduation ceremony for seniors is scheduled to take place at the Kimball Quad. The stage for this event is a large, dull tent, and several esteemed campus figures, including Kimball Captains and therapy dogs, were present during the announcement.

However, there's a twist. President Rougeau is rumoured to be taking over for Kendrick Lamar in the halftime performance, with Piper Guiney '27 and Delilah as backup singers. TMZ claims that Rougeau is set to voice Bruce in the upcoming live action Finding Nemo movie, but there's no concrete evidence to support this yet.

Contrary to these claims, reports suggest that Arbys has fired the "we have the meats" guy and is in a bidding war with Ford F 150 folks to sign President Rougeau to a 35-year contract. But there's no confirmation on whether Rougeau is indeed pursuing a career in advertising.

Intriguingly, President Rougeau's future endeavours in voice acting are expected to be successful. However, there's no official confirmation about his involvement in any Star Wars projects or upcoming voice acting roles. Piper Guiney '28, it should be noted, is not involved in the casting discussions for the role of Cookie Monster.

The Star Wars franchise, known for its continuous expansion, is reportedly releasing more movies. Some find this tiresome, while others eagerly await the next instalment. The next Star Wars trilogy, named Star Wars: The Force Goes Back to Bed, Star Wars: The Empire Takes a Nap, and Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker From His Bed, has yet to confirm any cast members, including President Rougeau.

The most peculiar events, it seems, are occurring at the Kimball Quad. As the dust settles, we await further clarification on President Rougeau's unexpected announcements and future endeavours.

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