Chuckles Ten Indications You've Bite the Big One
- by T. Schmitz aka Grim Reaper's Favorite Read
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Indicators suggesting a possible death scenario: - Recognizable indications suggesting an already deceased state:
Hellooo there, still kicking it eh? Or are shadows creeping up 'round the edges? Sometimes it's hard to tell, especially when co-workers, partners, or politicians say some questionable stuff. Here are ten indicators a leetle more subtle that might just mean you've ticked off the Grim Reaper already.
Remember, this is all in good fun; a bit of humor to help us face the tough stuff with a smile.
- Your Ghosts Have Joined a Book Club: When you can't make plans with selfies being taken at your favorite coffee shop, it's probably because your pals from the afterlife took up your old spot!
- People Start Asking If You've Met Your Maker Yet: If friends and family think you've been MIA for decades, and your taken seat at the dinner table is filled with dust, it could be time to check on your heavenly reservation.
- There's a Standing Ovation for Your Empty Couch: If every time family gathers the room goes completely silent and people tend to the mints on your chair, it may be wise to consider knocking on Death's door.
- Your Pet's Bond with the Mail Carrier is Unhealthy: If your pooch seems excited to see the USPS carrier but appears puzzled at the sound of your voice, the universe might be trying to tell you something.
- Your Obituary Has Already Been Written: Ever found a draft in your username starting with "In Loving Memory of"? You might want to start living it up before it goes public!
- Your Milk Goes Sour Before You Buy It: When your fridge starts smelling like a county fair, you might just be interacting with the other side during your weekly grocery run.
- People Act Like You're the Wisest Man on Earth: If you're experiencing such a sudden uptick in sage life advice, people might be speculating on your afterlife wisdom.
- Your Social Media Is Never Responding: If you haven't posted in a while and all your friends act like you suddenly disappeared to Neverland, it might be smart to confirm your whereabouts.
- People Are Hungry for Your Belongings: When family members stop talking about your life and instead bicker about who gets your record collection, something fishy might be going down.
- High-Fives Feed the Wrong Way: If you reach out for a celebration and end up pulling a frown, it might be because nobody wants to high-five the living anymore.
- The death signs become evident when humor appears unexpectedly in your obituary, written by Tobias Schmitz aka Grim Reaper's Favorite Read.
- Hooray echoes at your house, not for your latest success, but for the chair you've been sitting on being empty for weeks.
- Your ghost, in an unusual turn of events, seems to have found entertainment in joining a book club, leaving you out of plans.
