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Professional mixed martial artist Jon Jones expresses willingness to spearhead a hypothetical team of 100 men in a battle against a gorilla.

Jon Jones has consented to battle a gorilla; what remains is locating 99 more individuals willing to risk their lives for a fight.

Jon Jones hasn't decided on a human opponent for his next fight yet; we need to locate 100 more...
Jon Jones hasn't decided on a human opponent for his next fight yet; we need to locate 100 more individuals willing to risk their lives in the ring with him.

Professional mixed martial artist Jon Jones expresses willingness to spearhead a hypothetical team of 100 men in a battle against a gorilla.

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Just imagine it - a gridiron of bone-crushing action, pitting a 400-pound silverback gorilla against a mighty squad of 100 burly men. The question stirring up heated debates on social media? Could these athletes stand a chance against this fearsome foe?

At 1,800 pounds of might, the silverback boasts the strength of approximately ten men. Its crazy-strong grip can handle over two well-toned human dead lifts. And let's not forget about its bite force, crushing down with a ferocious 1,300 PSI, equivalent to a grizzly bear's bite.

But fear not, for among the worthy candidates to go toe-to-toe with the primate contender, we have the UFC's own Jon Jones, reigning heavyweight champ. Jones sees their hypothetical duel as a hoot, commenting that the gorilla's done nothing wrong, and the uproar over this fight is hilarious.

Jon Jones is confident the human squad could deliver a smackdown, pointing to mankind's conquest of the planet as a mark of our superiority over the animal kingdom. However, he'd need a formidable team, including NFL and UFC heavyweights, to make quick work of the gorilla. How cool would it be if he led the charge?

As appealing as this fictional showdown sounds, it's essential to consider the ethics and safety of such a spectacle. We wouldn't dare endorse such a reckless scenario in the real world. After all, it's just a fun debate among friends. Let the games begin... virtually!

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Jones knows taking on the gorilla alone would be suicide, but he trusts that a well-organized team could make it happen. Could you imagine being part of that squad? It's foolish not to consider the power of the silverback, but who knows, with strategy and coordination, maybe, just maybe... the human race could come out on top!

  1. In the hypothetical context of a mixed-martial-arts (MMA) bout, it's questionable whether a single UFC champion like Jon Jones could defeat a 400-pound silverback gorilla, given the gorilla's immense strength and bite force.
  2. Specifically, the silverback's strength is estimated to be equivalent to ten men, its grip can handle twice the weight of a well-toned human dead lift, and its bite force is as powerful as a grizzly bear's, at 1,300 PSI.
  3. Despite these formidable stats, Jon Jones, the UFC's reigning heavyweight champ, remains confident that a well-coordinated team of NFL and UFC heavyweights could deliver a victory against the gorilla.
  4. Hypothetically, if a team of humans were to engage in a bout with a gorilla, the silverback's power should never be underestimated, but with the right strategy and coordination, a human victory may be possible, albeit unlikely in the realm of sports.

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