President Javier Milei of Argentina reportedly cloned his deceased pet dog, yet questions remain concerning the whereabouts of the fifth clone he allegedly possesses.
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Javier Milei-the man who introduced Argentineans to policies so bold, they make almost everyone's head spin-has kept one mystery swirling like a fever dream in the hearts of locals and beyond. This enigma? The intriguing tale of his beloved English mastiffs, which have taken the attention away from his maze of political debates.
"El Loco" Milei-as the Argentine public affectionately knows him-has never shied away from creating headlines with his controversial moves on slashing public spending, dismantling the central bank, and swapping out the peso for the almighty dollar. Yet, there's another spectacle underway-an odd detour focusing on his personal life, and it's none other than his loyalty to his dogs.
The Argentine president is renowned for treating his "four-legged children" like royalty, housing them at Quinta de Olivos, the presidential residence near Buenos Aires[1]. While these dogs serve more than just fluffy companions, the number dedicated fans they have remains a total mystery, sparking a wild storm of speculation.
Don't recognize the name? Let me enlighten you. Milei took in an English mastiff named Conan back in 2004. This pooch quickly became his closest confidant, until, of course, 2017-the year young Conan left the world[1]. Devastated, Milei reached out to a US firm called PerPETuate, who were experts at cloning[1]. Some may say he took it a step too far (a very extra step), but the result? Four loyal copies named Murray, Milton, Robert, and Lucas[1].
"My four-legged children," Milei describes them fondly[1]. He claims these dogs offer the most effective strategies and, according to him, are the "best strategic committee in the world"[1]. But pay attention now, because here comes the kicker:
In official images and documents, like the presidential sceptre[2], only four dogs are present, while Milei swears up and down that he's got five. Confused yet? Yeah, us too. Let's move on to the next strange event.
During an interview with A24 news channel journalist Esteban Trebucq[2], things took a bizarre turn. All of a sudden, a photo of the original Conan popped up on a gigantic screen, and Milei just couldn't look away. He was captivated, lost in the image, murmuring over and over "That's Conan, Conan..."[2].
When Trebucq asked innocently, "How old is he?" Milei's response was mind-boggling: "Conan is so old I can't keep count," he said[2]. Now, let me clarify one thing-Conan met his end in 2017, which means six years had passed since that encounter[2].
Milei claims he lost track of Conan's age due to his madness over cloning the late dog. According to his therapist, Milei opted for this ridiculous measure because he couldn't bear to live without Conan[3].
In his quest for immortality, Milei even reached out to a medium to talk to Conan in the afterlife[3]. Allegedly, the departed canine revealed that God wanted Milei to be the president of Argentina[3].
It's common to see Milei waving pictures of his dogs at political rallies, often distributing them to the crowd[2]. The chainsaw he carried with him? Not a theatrical prop for the freshly-shorn fur of his beloved pups[4].
PerPETuate confirmed that Milei paid them $50,000 to perform the cloning[3]. Although he's reluctant to discuss his "grandchildren," Milei admitted that these dogs "determine my strategies," acting as a divine group of economic and political advisors[3][4].
But get this-reports claim that Milei seeks counsel from his dogs on everything from campaign matters to economic policy[5]. Journalist Juan Luis Gonzalez stated that Milei considers each dog an expert in a specific area: one in politics, another in economics, and so forth[5].
Political adversaries, like former president Alberto Fernandez, exploited the controversy to question Milei's mental health, suggesting that he might be afflicted by a psychological disorder[4].
"You should know that my dog doesn't advise me (and it's still alive) and that my actions are based on reflection, not psychological alterations," Fernandez commented on social media[4].
As the mystery of the cloned dogs begins to unravel, it sheds light on the deeper uncertainties surrounding Milei's presidency. Milei's relationship with his dogs, especially the cloning of the legendary Conan, offers a tantalizing glimpse into his psyche and political philosophy. It's not just about holding onto a cherished companion; it's a representation of his fear of loss, his need for control, and his desperate craving for a perfect, unchanging reality.
With Milei's ever-changing and controversial political landscape, one thing's for sure-it's never a dull moment in Argentina. So, how many dogs do you think Milei has?
- Amidst the whirlwind of politics and general news, the cloning of English mastiffs has become an unexpected point of interest, even sparking discussions about the Argentine president's mental health.
- As the line between entertainment and politics continues to blur, Javier Milei's unusual attachment to his cloned English mastiffs has captured the attention of many, shedding light on his peculiar Presidential saga.
