Paulina Gretzky Showcases Lace Intimates at Oakmont, Riley Responds to Katie Nolan's Idiotic Query, and Costas Offers Bizarre Antics!
Hey there, it's hump day and we're buzzing! It's been a wild week for our site and we're kicking it up a notch, 'cause why not, right? Simone Biles' got us in a tangle, the left's currently fuming at me, and the US Open is almost here. We ain't slowing down, not now, not ever!
So, grab a tall, strong cocktail - or seven - and let's dive into this week's Nightcaps!
Bob Costas Makes a Comeback
Told ya it wasn't over 'til it was over. Here we are, face to face with Bob Costas once again. Sure, it's not the baseball season we craved, but hey, you can't fight stupid!
You remember that clip from last year? If not, don't worry, it wasn't a game-changing moment anyway. Costas retired sometime around 2016, much to the relief of baseball fans who'd had enough of his constant yapping, ya know, for years.
But he seems to have caught the TDS bug, morphing into the moral compass of America or something. He believes himself to be the ultimate authority on everything, especially when it comes to Trump. Remember, this is the same Trump who just won a $15 million defamation lawsuit against ABC. 'Nuff said, right?
Now that he's back, Bob's spewing a mountain of BS that leaves the airwaves on fire. So, sit back, relax, and let your ears burn as you listen to him talk complete rubbish!
Lefties Are Pissed
Every time I live stream my morning coffee with the boys, there they are, the unhinged lefties, heads buried in the sand, certain they're the sane ones and we're the lunatics.
Take Bob's recent comparison of MAGA supporters to flat-earthers. Yep, that happened. He honestly thinks he's the moral authority on everything in this country. I mean seriously, have you ever seen someone so out of touch with reality?
It's amazing what you learn when you read things like this. Suddenly, it dawns on you, "My God, I'm surrounded by the dumbest people in the history of time."
Soaring With Paulina
Of course, the left loves to play the "YOU CALL HER RACIST!" card, but let's be real, people, I'm not here to win a Pulitzer. So, hey, Paulina got steamy during her night out, and if it gets you excited for the US Open... well, that's just a bonus, isn't it?
Riley's definitely slept soundly since then. Katie seemed to be in a bit of a tizzy, but after all, she is a Red Sox fan, and that's got to sting.
The MAGA Motley Crew
Remember the mob when I was 'super mean to Simone'? Psh, that was cute. But, in all fairness, we did attract some outrage over the story, although we're not exactly CNN here, ya know?
One of our pals, Zach Dean, pushed some buttons, and well, let's just say he earned the title "Asshole of the Highest Order." That's diplomatic talk for how he mocked Biles for withdrawing from several events at the Olympics. Now, it's been well-documented that Biles did so for her own safety, yet Dean seemed more focused on belittling her, suggesting she should've "toughed it out."
Jeez, people like that need to go to therapy – apparently, Riley and I are the ones who need it, though.
Oakmont, a Countdown, and a Sizzling Summer
It's funny how they dangle the "How do you sleep at night?" line at me whenever we win. Well, let me tell you, Katie, I'm sleeping like a baby – a baby lion, maybe – because we don't put up with their nonsense.
Simone's PR team quickly realized the backlash from Zach's piece was unjust and backed off, but I bet Riley slept like a dream that night knowing we won once more. And, hey, as a fellow Red Sox fan, I have to enjoy a victory, even if it's just a psychological one.
So, that's about it for tonight, folks! Grab a drink, settle in, and let's count down the days until Week 0 of college football season, Augusta, and of course, the first NFL Sunday. We've got this, and Brittany Aldean will guide us home!
Remember, Nightcaps is our daily column, so stay tuned for more hilarity, criticism, and pure entertainment every day. And if you want to tell me how much you love me or hate me for my Simone Biles story... well, email me at [email protected]. Let's chat!
Betting on the upcoming US Open sports tournament promises excitement, with the possible addition of entertainment from celebrities like Bob Costas, who's back and once again ready to share his opinions. However, not everyone might find his return as entertaining, considering the recent controversy surrounding his political views and outspokenness.
