By the BuzzFeed Staff
Oral sex simulating sex toys, numbering 27, detailed herein.
Skip the boring product descriptions, we got you covered with excitement! We hope these exhilarating recommendations leave your satisfaction levels sky-high. Warning: These sex toys might result in excessive squirming and moans of delight.
Bring on the Gluck Gluck!
Jump on the bandwagon; these cool new sex toys, handpicked by our expert editors, will send you toe-curling, kiss-my-neck-oh-my-darrling orgasms. No need to scrutinize over the science behind it, it'll just work wonders.
#1: The Puff Me Pronouns Clit Classic
Love the five intensities of satisfaction you can revel in over and over again, oh boy! A compact suction vibrator, perfect for beginners or seasoned sex toy enthusiasts. Small but mighty, slide it into your hand or pants for a sneaky ride anytime, anywhere.
#2: Rosebud Nothing But Petals Clitoral Secret Sauce (💦)
A bit too nosy for a rose? Think again! This rosebud is powered by ten terrific vibration functions and made with a splash-proof silicone design to ensure the best deluge ever. Easily held by the palm of your hand or tucked into your underwear, we promise it'll 'bud' your senses with a bang - or should we say squirm? Remember, lube is your BFF!
Promising Reviews:
"This is the #1 toy that made me squirt! You must gift this delightful toy to yourself and your girlfriends. It's a must-have!" -Flowerchild
"Got the job done in no time! You really need this incredible game-changer in your life!" -Emily B.
Grab it from Peepshow Toys for $41.99 (available in red and pink).
#3: Max 2 Pump-Me-Up Penis Playtime
Dudes, don't feel left out! We got our hands (minds) on some "suction" toys, just for you! Case in point: this app-controlled masturbator sleeve with a mesmerizing 360-degree rotation and multiple sensations inside the sleeve. Choose from three different 'contraction' levels, adjust your suction intensity, and experience seven pulsating orgasmic vibration modes – preparation for liftoff guaranteed!
Note: Couples with a long-distance liaison can benefit from this toy as it pairs well with the Nora Rabbit Vibrator for simultaneous partnered bliss.
Promising Reviews:
"Stationed miles apart from my boo, the Max 2 and Nora created an unforgettable long-distance experience. Mimicking each other's movements never felt safer!" -Anonymous
"Unbelievably realistic! Loudish air pump, but the vibrations are the cherry on top, making the experience even sweeter." -Matt
Grab it from Amazon for $129.
#4: Silk, Sugar, and Sensation Megawatt Clitoral Massager
Boasting luxury and power, this sleek Lelo Sila sonic wave massager offers eight non-contact modes for clitoral stimulation and a waterproof design for a submerged suction fiesta. In with a splash!
#5: Satisfyer Pro 2, More Intensities Than the Weekend Drive
The Satisfyer Pro 2 boasts a generous 11 intensities of no-contact clitoral or T-growth stimulation, ensuring endless waves of pleasure.
The Intersex Male Perspective:
"Never seen reviews on here from trans men, so I thought I'd throw in my opinion. This toy is heavenly! It sounds nice on different parts of the body, my clitoris, nipples, etc. I love the simplicity of the vibration settings, making it a fun way to build up to a climax slowly." a.b.
Promising Reviews:
"The best head you ever had in a box! 12/10 seriously recommend this product for anyone with a clitoris. You will NOT regret it." -Dominique
Grab it from Amazon for $42.95 (available in three colors).
#6: Cobra Libre II: Liza Minnelli of Penis Pumps
Specifically designed to target the tip of your penis, delivering 11 vibrating patterns with a dual-motor for hands-free fun. No more manual labor!
Promising Reviews:
"The Cobra Libre II hit the right spot and offers versatility for solo or partnered play. I highly recommend giving it the ol' college try!" -Joan P.
"I can't fault the Cobra Libre II. It holds a charge, is easy to clean, and I relish the different settings and vibrations." -Steve
Grab it from Fun Factory for $129.99 (available on Amazon for $114.97)
#7: Chickie Emojibator: Tongue Action Translated
Waterproof, advanced technology, and powerful suction - all packed into an adorably ridiculous package! This chickie will keep you guessing with tongue action that offers eight suction intensities and eight vibration patterns - yeah, it's more than qualified to answer those deep life questions, like "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Promising Reviews:
"Absolutely mind-blowing! The tongue sensation is amazing. If you want to leave your man or woman at home, this toy has got your back. A must-have!" -TJ
"Wow, OMG...I'm sold! The tongue stimulation is mind-blowing, and it's the perfect affordable pick-me-up." -Kieley Sue
Grab it from Amazon for $35.99 (available in four colors).
#8: Aer Spectacular Suction Toy
Featuring five patterns and five intensities of air pulse technology, this toy offers hands-free fun for pinpointed pleasure. The wide opening caters to comfort, making it ideal for solo or partnered play!
Promising Reviews:
"Suuuuper powerful but perhaps a touch sensitive in the dark. Highly functional and a great design overall!" -Sierra S.
"A unique and fun little toy to experiment with. Not too noisy, and the intensities are adjustable for an incredible experience." -Olivia B.
Grab it from Dame for $95 (available in Papaya and Periwinkle colors).
#9: VavaVoom Intimate Suction Vibrator
This compact clitoral suction vibrator uses innovative technology to stimulate your clit without direct contact.
Promising Reviews:
"Fun, discreet, and powerful! Perfect for exciting long-distance sessions with your partner." -Soleil
"OMG! This toy has transformed my solo play sessions like never before. 10/10 definitely recommend!" -Jessie Jenny
Grab it from Amazon for $39.99 (available in several colors).
#10: Pumpkin Spice, Please My Pumpkin Patch
This dual-stimulating vibrator boasts 10 vibration settings and 11 intensities, making it an orgasm powerhouse. And let's not forget that air suction sensation that'll catapult your way to nirvana.
Promising Reviews:
"Phenomenal product! I achieved orgasm in seconds. Highly recommended!" -Charlotte Martin
"This Excalibur of sexual accessories offers everything I've ever yearned for. 100% recommend!" -Heather R.
Grab it from Vush for $150.
And hey, if you want more hot pennies to drop into your pleasure pail, we've got you covered with a bunch of other yaaas-worthy sex toys!! Have you seen the LGBTQ+ sex toy roundup? 🏳️🌈💖🏳️✝️👪🏳️🌈
- Our sex toy shopping guide, curated by the BuzzFeed Staff, offers excitement instead of tedious product descriptions, aiming to skyrocket your satisfaction levels. Be warned, these sex toys might cause excessive squirming and ecstatic moans.
- Try out the Puff Me Pronouns Clit Classic, a handpicked toy with five intensities of satisfaction, perfect for beginners or enthusiasts. Compact and discreet, it's ideal for a quick ride anytime, anywhere.
- The Rosebud Nothing But Petals Clitoral Secret Sauce boasts ten vibration functions and a splash-proof silicone design. It'll 'bud' your senses with a bang, ensuring a delightful, sensational experience – just don't forget to lube up!
- The luxury Silk, Sugar, and Sensation Megawatt Clitoral Massager has eight non-contact modes for clitoral stimulation, making it perfect for a submerged suction fiesta.
- The Satisfyer Pro 2 offers 11 intensities of no-contact clitoral or T-growth stimulation, delivering endless waves of pleasure for various body parts.
- Max 2 Pump-Me-Up Penis Playtime is an app-controlled masturbator sleeve designed specifically for men, offering multiple sensations and a 360-degree rotation.
- The Chickie Emojibator, with tongue action that offers eight suction intensities and eight vibration patterns, offers an adorably ridiculous package of waterproof, advanced technology, and powerful suction.
- The Aer Spectacular Suction Toy features hands-free fun with air pulse technology, catering to comfort for both solo and partnered play.
- The VavaVoom Intimate Suction Vibrator offers direct and indirect clitoral stimulation through innovative technology.
- The Pumpkin Spice vibrator, an orgasm powerhouse, boasts 10 vibration settings and 11 intensities, with an air suction sensation to catapult you to nirvana.
