Grocery List for the Quirky and Unexpectant, Delivered Right to Your Door
Online Availability of These 22 Items, Slightly Awkward Yet Accessible via Digital Shopping
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With these virtual shopping cart additions, you can breathe a sigh of relief.
by Courtney LynchBuzzFeed Staff
1. Squatty Potty, the stool that'll redefine your bathroom experiences, leaving you saying goodbye to awkward checkout line moments.
2. Foot File, an efficient solution for dealing with rough skin; say goodbye to those pesky calluses with ease. Your post-filing clean-up is your own business!
3. Cannabis Cookbook, the key to unlocking your inner chef with a flair for using, well, a special strain of herbs. Bookstore employees need not give you any side-eye.
4. Shoe Spray, because gym shoes don't have to stink. No more putting off that unpleasant task due to store visits. Problem solved!
5. Hemorrhoid Ointment, for when your backside is pleading for relief. say your sweet farewells to discomfort, all in the privacy of your bed.
6. Poo-Pourri Toilet Spray, the secret ingredient for a fresh bathroom, even during those, well, intese moments. Clicking "add to cart" has never smelled or felt so good.
7. Disposable Urinals, practical for camping or road trips. No need for the uncomfortable in-person exchange at the store.
8. Memory Book, for the cool parents who want to cherish those less-than-traditional family moments (like the first tantrum or projectile vomit).
9. Bed Bug Spray, perfect for a speedy delivery, saving you the unnecessary task of carrying heavy gallons to the cash register.
10. Bidet Attachment, riding the bidet trend in privacy. No more awkward conversations with the salesperson.
11. Gas Relief Pills, an excellent addition to your medicine cabinet. Avoid the judgmental glances from your neighbor at the store.
12. Cat Crafting Book, for cat enthusiasts who can appreciate the beauty in their kitty's discarded fur.
13. Antiperspirant Foot Lotion, a solution for conquering sweaty feet without confronting judgemental cashiers.
14. Skin Healing Balm, a miracle in a jar for treating a myriad of persistent skin issues. No need to explain your dermatologist-recommended regimen to fellow shoppers.
15. Gentle Toothpaste, saying goodbye to Nega-Catie (crazy cat lady) whispers and unwanted advice. Your pearly whites will thank you.
16. Serial Killer Coloring Book, a stress-reliever for your true-crime junkies. Cherish your hobby in peace without inquiries about your coloring book choice.
17. Anti-Diarrhea Medication, a smart investment for those inevitable, uncomfortable situations. Combat the panic with a convenient online purchase.
18. Nail Biting Polish, a game-changer that might help conquer that difficult habit. Online shopping saves you from explanation-filled encounters at the store.
19. Cereal Marshmallows, a sweet indulgence without the answers to awkward questions.
20. Caffeinated Butt Mask, a unique twist in the skincare realm, perfect for spicing up your self-care routine. Cache this treat away from prying eyes.
21. Large Wine Glass, a statement piece for the true connoisseur. Elevate your wine game, without questions or judgment from others.
22. Fungal Nail Renewal Treatment, a chance to flash your toes in confidence. Say goodbye to closed-toe shoes and hello to sandals with the help of this handy treatment.
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Overall, purchasing products that may be considered embarrassing or unusual online can be a convenient way to avoid in-person judgment. From humorous gifts to medical humor products, you can find a wide range of options on platforms like Amazon, Off the Wagon Shop, and The Awkward Store.
- Thankful for the convenience, you can now add Squatty Potty, the stool that'll redefine your bathroom experiences, to your cart without having to navigate awkward checkout line moments.
- For rough skin solutions, the Foot File, an efficient option, is now within your reach, saving you from store visits and the subsequent clean-up.
- If you're in need of recommendations for a special strain of herbs, look no further than the Cannabis Cookbook. Bookstore employees need not give you any side-eye while browsing.
