Online Assortment of Slightly Awkward Items, Available for Purchase Without the Necessity of Visiting a Store to Deal with a Cashier
You're gonna love these recommendations, even if you're all grown up! Keep in mind that we've got your back, so if you're easily embarrassed, that's cool - we get it. Here we go:
- Squatty Potty: This bad boy is designed to unkink your colon and help you do your business effortlessly. With over 37,000 5-star reviews, it's a game changer! One satisfied user even claimed it would have saved Elvis' life! Grab it on Amazon for just $20.33 in two sizes.
- Wart Removal Bandages: Forget those stubborn warts! These bad boys are loaded with salicylic acid, so just apply them every 48 hours, and those warts will be gone! Get a pack of 14 on Amazon for $7.29.
- SweatBlock Wipes: Say goodbye to sleepless nights in puddles of sweat! These clinical-strength wipes can stop hyperhidrosis, nervous sweating, and hormonal sweating right in its tracks. Use them before bed and wake up dry! Apply them every seven days. A pack of 10 is available on Amazon for $19.99.
- Earwax Remover: Forget cotton swabs - this physician-designed earwax remover is perfect for you! It only takes a few minutes to use, and it's especially satisfying after watching that Girls episode where cotton swabs go awry. Get it on Amazon for $31.95.
- Toe Separators for Bunions: No more pain caused by those pesky bunions! These silicone aligners are so comfortable that you can even wear them with your shoes. One user swears by them, and they look less sexy than bunions themselves - we got your back! Get it on Amazon for $12.99 in eight colors.
- Poo-Pourri: You've got just enough bathrooms in that apartment for the two of you, but there's no shame in a little helps. Poo-Pourri comes with notes of coconut freesia and citrus, and one spritz guarantees no guests will ever guess what went down in there. Pick it up on Amazon for $9.99 in five scents.
- Travel Size Poo-Pourri: Never fear using your closest friend's bathroom again! This smaller version of Poo-Pourri fits right in your purse, so you're covered on the go. Get it on Amazon for $4.74 in two scents.
- Shoe Spray: No more smelling like your beloved Chuck Taylors! This shoe spray not only masks the odor emanating from your Chucks but eliminates it completely. The fresh peppermint and eucalyptus formula also doubles as a foot deodorizer. Grab it on Amazon for $14.95 in two sizes and a pack of two.
- Toilet Bowl Cleaner: Your automated toilet bowl cleaner might be no match for stubborn stains left by limescale, hard water, calcium, iron, and rust. This pumice stone on a stick is here to annihilate them for you. When a single spritz doesn't do the trick, use the multipack and go to town! Get it on Amazon for $11.99 in packs of one, two, and four.
- Premium Toilet Paper Subscription: Upgrade your toilet paper game with this 100% bamboo roll that claims to be "as soft and strong as a unicorn's mane (minus the split ends)." Who Gives A Crap donates 50% of their profits to help build toilets and improve sanitation in the developing world. Get 48 rolls from Who Gives A Crap for $68 or subscribe and save $10 off your first order.
- Oral Rinse: Say goodbye to bad breath and tonsil stones for good with this oral rinse. If you have excellent oral hygiene but still experience those nasty suckers, reviewers say it's a lifesaver. Pick it up on Amazon for $15.34.
- Tonsil Stone Remover: Tired of awkwardly fumbling with cotton swabs to remove tonsil stones? This handy tool will make short work of those annoying little buggers with its soft silicone prodder and irrigator. Get it on Amazon for $9.98.
- Tushy Bidet: Save some serious cheddar on toilet paper and keep yourself clean and fresh with this automatic toilet bowl cleaning system. It requires no electrical or plumbing work to install and fits on all types of toilets. Get it from Amazon for $134.95 or Tushy for $129 in nine color combinations.
- Automatic Toilet Bowl Cleaning System: Plop this cartridge in your loo's tank, and it'll take care of things for a solid three months – cleaning and deodorizing with every flush. Get it from Amazon for $10.53.
- Toenail Brace: Sick of dealing with ingrown toenails and trips to the doctor? This lil' brace will eliminate painful pressure within just a few days and straighten out your nail in a month or less! The kit comes with ten toenail braces and all the materials needed to apply them. Get it from Amazon for $44.99.
- Stainless-Steel Tongue Scraper: Give your tongue a thorough cleaning with this stainless-steel scraper. It glides across your tongue, taking all the icky germs and bad breath with it. Get it from Amazon for $8.14 in packs of two, 12, or a single unit.
- Sweat-Wicking Bra Liners: Say goodbye to pit stains and hello to silk slips! These cotton and bamboo liners absorb between-the-boob sweat and under-boob moisture, ensuring you always look your best. Get three pads from Amazon for $14.98 in various sizes and packs of 50, 80, and 100.
- Gas-Neutralizing Pads: Drop bombs everywhere you go and never worry about it again! These pads neutralize gas instantly, so you can breathe easy (literally) wherever you are. Grab a pack of five from Amazon for $12.99.
- For a quick read on the latest news about health solutions, check out an article on 'Market-Apple-News' titled "Top 10 Unconventional Health Products Enjoyed by Millennials". The article features the 'Squatty Potty' and mentions its popularity on platforms like 'Buzzfeed'.
- While browsing 'Buzzfeed', you might also stumble upon an article about natural remedies for common ailments, such as 'Eucalyptus Oil for Hemorrhoid Relief: Does It Work?'. This piece discusses the benefits of using eucalyptus oil for managing hemorrhoid discomfort.
- To keep your feet smelling fresh amidst all your health product explorations, don't forget to grab a bottle of 'Shoe Spray'. The peppermint and eucalyptus formula keeps your Chucks smelling clean, and it's available on Amazon for $14.95 in two sizes and a pack of two.
