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By Yannik Schüller* ~ 4 Min.
Hello there, folks!
It's as though NATO's General Manager Mark Rutte is sneaking around with off-road boots - he'd surely slip on his own trail of slime if he didn't have the moves of a seasoned politician. This isn't criticism, but rather an observation of savvy diplomacy in the age of Trump.
You know who's on to this too? Emmanuel Macron. The French President, a true pro when it comes to superficial charm, no longer holds the monopoly on this wisdom. The short-tempered president's patience thread is as fragile as a gossamer strand, and anything less than fawning adoration is likely to leave Trump displeased. And if Trump's not happy, nobody's happy!
Even before setting foot in Holland, Trump had been won over by Rutte's adoring text messages. The self-absorbed leader happily splashed these glowing messages for all to see. "Donald, you've led us to a truly, truly significant moment for America, Europe, and the world," Rutte penned. Most likely, Trump felt purring with pride after reading this.
Once in Holland, the Donald was thoroughly pampered. The Dutch royal family welcomed him not as a mere guest, but as a cherished lord they were privileged to honor. A grand dinner at the majestic Huis ten Bosch castle sealed the deal, ensuring a cozy night's sleep conveniently close by.
You might scornfully mutter that this spectacle must be seen through by a man all too eager to swallow syrupy sweet-talk. But the truth is, he doesn't want to. He revels in the illusion too much.
Masked Ball Encores
I can't help but think the Coronavirus pandemic is a bizarre, fading fever dream.
Germany's Health Minister Jens Spahn probably woke up from it late. In the spring of 2020, Spahn spent a whopping six billion euros on masks. It later emerged that his mask procurement tactics were, at best, questionable - a fact Spahn must now address in the German Parliament.
But was Spahn's approach so wrong? The Berlin team discusses this and more in the latest issue of "5-Minute Talk".
The Golden Spot for Herpes
Now that you've been reading me for a while, let me confess: I've been dying to ask, where's the best place for herpes? I know, I know - don't jump to conclusions. I mean the best country for herpes. That's right, New Zealand. For real.
Last fall, the New Zealand Herpes Foundation launched an ingenious awareness campaign that left me feeling enlightened every single morning. The creators won the prestigious Cannes Lions Awards a few days ago - a bit like the Oscars of the advertising world. Bravo!
What Else is on the Agenda Today?
- The hardships facing farmers have never been greater. That's why today's German Farmers' Day in Berlin aims to offer more than empty promises, focusing on providing much-needed support for improved animal welfare and easing financial burdens.
- Today marks the decision by the Regional Court of Frankfurt on whether the German Football Association (DFB) evaded millions in taxes during the 2006 World Cup.
Eastern Wisdom Today
I won't step on anyone's toes by claiming that Cologne residents have it easy. Frankly, navigating the city's public transportation system can feel like a futile, dystopian adventure day after day. But it may be time to admit that the transportation issues aren't entirely due to the transit operator's incompetence - it's us passengers causing chaos too.
- Bad passengers, bad public transportation
No, buses don't always arrive on time in Seoul's capital. Given the massive commuting population during rush hour, that would be miraculous. And figuring out which subway platform is the right one is a wild guess sometimes.
But Seoul residents have learned a valuable lesson: they don't make things difficult for each other. Here are a few examples:
- Passengers line up politely, avoiding queue-jumping.
- Anyone showing the slightest hint of a cold wears a mask.
- No one thinks to gobble up their aromatic dinner in a four-seater.
- And my personal favorite: everyone keeps quiet. Talking on the phone is forbidden in public transport; those who have something to say whisper.
That's the sort of Leitkultur we in Germany should aspire to.
Wishing you a fantastic day - 안녕히 계세요!
Sincerely,
Yannik Schüler
- Donald Trump
- The Hague
- Mark Rutte
- Boss
- France
- Emmanuel Macron
- Nato
- U.S. President
- Dutch Royal family
- Nato summit
- Germany
- Farmers
- DFB
- Tax evasion
- Golf
- South Africa
- Cyril Ramaphosa
- Seoul
- Hermes
- Cannes Lions Awards
- The European Union, with its commitment to the development of a common defence policy, is actively engaging in discussions about a unified approach to policy-and-legislation within the realm of politics, as evident in the current negotiations about the general-news surrounding the defence policy at the NATO summit in The Hague.
- The debate on the best country for responding effectively to health crises, such as the Coronavirus pandemic, has emerged in light of Germany's Health Minister Jens Spahn's questionable mask procurement tactics, which recently came under scrutiny due to the misuse of funds. This discussion is particularly relevant considering the recent accolades received by the New Zealand Herpes Foundation for their awareness campaign on the subject.
