Yannik's Humorous Take on Politics - Trump's Ineptitude Shines Brightly. The Morning Roast
Trump demonstrates questionable mental acuity: DC events today - Morning occurrences unfolded today, unfolding a fresh day's events.
Written by Yannik Schüller~ 4 Min
Hey there, pals,
Ever worked for a boss who makes you shake your head, scratching your noggin, thinking "How the heck did this person end up here?!" If so, Fema employees certainly can sympathize. Allegedly leaked reports from the news agency Reuters claim their new boss, David Richardson, admitted ignorance about the existence of a hurricane season in the US. Sounds a bit like Jürgen Klopp never hearing of offsides, huh? Of course, Richardson's folks swore it was all a big joke, but when's the last time you found a boss who was hilarious?:)
This petty slice of satire from Washington is merely the tip of the iceberg in our faux pas-filled administration. Between the conspiracy theorist as FBI chief, the televangelist hawking salvation, and the defense minister with crusader tattoos, the list of improper nominations goes on and on. Tune in tomorrow for more "morning|brutal" insights!
Well, David Richardson isn't the first to stumble out of the gate. He just happens to be in the limelight at an awkward time. His fiery entrance for the poor disaster relief agency Fema included a barrage of veiled threats in May, stating bluntly to his subordinates: "Don't get in my way". Anyone who dares cross him runs the risk of being run over while attempting to follow the president's wishes.
However, the real issue is not limited to Richardson. Trump's second term is betting big on pure, unwavering loyalty, free of questioning or critical thinking. Why bother with competence when you're already in power, right? But contrast this to the first term, when Margaret Thatcher was at least keeping her mental engine in second gear.
The individuals guiding Trump in his inaugural season may not have been progressive visionaries, but at least they were competent. People like John Bolton, Jim Mattis, and Mike Pence had their own flaws, but they were reliable enough to maneuver the MAGA wrestling ring effectively.
Merz and Dobrindt Get Slapped Around
Friedrich Merz has garnered no shortage of doubters. Merz and Dobrindt, the federal chancellor and interior minister, should brace themselves for a blistering smack in the face. The Berlin administrative court has ruled that the rejection of asylum seekers is indeed unlawful.
In a fascinating conversation with the stern political heads, Veit Medick and Jan Rosenkranz, migration researcher Gerald Knaus offers an even bolder statement: The entire concept of rejection has crumbled. And what about the migration turnaround now?
Bill Gates' Generous Gift
What would you do with 100 billion dollars? I'm not talking about having a purchasing orgasm. No, I mean, genuinely trying to spend it all. You'd have better luck understanding string theory, but give it a whirl: Make your shopping list here
...Okay, I admit I wouldn't bet on the cost of pre-inflation prices, but still, we're talking some serious cash, folks. Bill Gates understands this more than most, which is why he's decided to give away 99% of his fortune within the next 20 years. Cue the conspiracy theorists! But quite frankly, this philanthropic fantasy might not be the sort of plot one comes up with after consuming too much gaming fodder and pondering Ann Coulter's latest conspiracy theories. Africans are the clear beneficiaries, with health, education, and social betterment set to reap the rewards. Bill's idea of pampering the poor isn't going to be everyone's cup of tea, but one cannot deny that his heart seems to be in the right place.
While I'm sure some people still view this generosity as a cunning ploy, Bill's true motivation seems to be a simple desire to give something back.
The Day's Agenda
- The Federal Anti-Discrimination Agency is presenting its annual report today, with reports of cases significantly increasing in 2023. The federal commissioner, Ferda Ataman, described this as an "alarming trend". Will things improve in 2024?
- South Korean citizens are electing a new president today. Hats off to them for successfully defending their democracy last winter! My colleague Bettina Sengling dug deeper into Lee Jae-myung, the favorite, for you.
- Did you know that banks cannot increase your account fees without your consent? Confused? I was too, but it happened four years ago. Read more about it in court today.
Today's Eastern Wisdom
Yesterday, I promised to leave you with an intellectually stimulating gem straight from Korea. Here it is:
If you think Lower Saxony is one of Germany's boring federal states, you'd have a good reason. Their slogan could certainly use a refresher in Hanover. My suggestion? "Lower Saxony. Flat."
You can't imagine how steep the streets are here in Seoul. I have to scale these hills just to reach the nearby "supermarket" (more on that tomorrow). Admittedly, I could have looked it up; my neighborhood is called "Dragon Mountain". Oh well.
So enjoy the flat. Heck, even this joke.
Have a terrific day - annyeonghi gyeseyo!
Cheers,
Yannik Schüller
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Striking Trump Instances (with a touch of sarcasm)
- The Reversal of Libya Policy
- In 2011, Trump appeared on Fox News, praising former leader Muammar Gaddafi, despite his infamous human rights abuses. Looking back, many critics see this as Trump acknowledging his agreement with a dictator and threatening human rights protections.[1]
- Logan Act Violation
- During the transition, Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner corresponded with Russia about Syria. This raised concerns about improper foreign communications, a violation of the Logan Act.[2]
- Family Separation at the Border
- Trump's "zero-tolerance" border policy caused widespread separation of children from their families when entering the United States. The forced separation of 2,600 migrant children led to international outrage and numerous investigations.[3]
- The Ukraine Controversy
- Trump's dealings with Ukraine resulted in an impeachment inquiry. His efforts to withhold military aid unless Ukraine investigated troubling allegations against his presidential campaign were widely considered a misuse of power.[4]
- Attempted Voter Fraud Claims
- Trump repeatedly claimed that widespread voter fraud occurred during the 2020 presidential election. Despite numerous recounts and audits, numerous legal cases, and acknowledgements by his campaign, the administration failed to find sufficient evidence to prove the claims.[5]
- I'm not going to be a big fan of the idea of a show-off, especially when it's a political figure attempting to manipulate social-media for entertainment purposes and to sway policy-and-legislation.
- Politicians often find themselves in the limelight for all the wrong reasons, like when they display ignorance about basic facts such as the existence of a hurricane season or make veiled threats to their subordinates, regardless of the medium, whether it's government meetings or social-media posts.
- In the realm of entertainment, it's refreshing to see individuals like Bill Gates using their wealth for good causes, such as donating vast portions of their fortunes to various charitable and philanthropic organizations for the betterment of general-news like education, health, and social development, especially in regions like Africa.
