Mistaken Brothel Booking: Female Client mistakenly reserves an appointment for an adult service instead of a regular massage.
In today's world, you might have heard a wild tale about a strip mall massage parlor getting busted for dishing out illicit to-do-lists instead of massages. Who could forget the time that Soon Bang, the proprietor of a New Jersey massage parlor, found herself in handcuffs for prostitution and money laundering?
There have been plenty more instances like this. But what about a brothel that dishes out happy ending-free massages? Indeed, do they exist? If you happen to stumble upon a massage joint thinking it's all about relaxation and kneading muscles, only to realize later that your hostess with the mostess has a very different line of work, well, you're not alone!
A lady who went viral on TikTok claims this is exactly what happened to her. She'd gone for a massage after a grueling gym session, only to discover later her massage parlor was actually a full-service brothel.
"I went for a massage the other week, and my neck was wrecked," she confessed. "Ever since then, I've come to learn that it's a full-service brothel."
She followed up with, "In hindsight, there were plenty of red flags that were as bright as neon flickering in my face, but I completely missed them."
What were these bright and blinking red flags that didn't catch her eye? There was a woman lounging on a couch in the window. Oh, and the cheery fact that they had to call someone to sort out the payment. Not exactly as bright red as the neon sign, but still somewhat of a warning.
There was also a gent who showed up and announced he was waiting for the lady giving her a massage to wrap up her session. Apparently, he was there to see her. When she was done, she practically called him in without even changing the towels or taking the time for proper sanitation.
It seems this woman isn't the only one to have encountered such a predicament
More than a thousand comments offered suggestions on how to spot the distinction between a massage parlor and a brothel beyond the red flags our TikToker friend missed.
One of the pieces of advice was avoiding businesses where you can't see inside, as this is often a sign that there's something fishy happening behind the obscured view.
This makes sense. Another piece of advice suggested checking out the establishment's reviews before stepping in there. Whether the reviews contain suspicious language or lack any sign of professional credentials will often tell you something.
What doesn't make sense is the number of folks who made the same mistake. They too, missed the numerous red flags that should have tipped them off. They acted clueless when they responded to the viral video.
- I did this once! My back was in pieces, and my partner pulled up at a random massage place we saw. The woman gave me a truckload of weird compliments and even kissed my back. It was just so strange, and I don't think I'll ever get over it.
- This happened to me, and I left a scathing review saying how disappointing and painful the massage was. Only months later did I randomly check the other reviews and finally get the picture 😭😭
- Lol, something similar happened to me a couple of years ago, but I didn't even get a massage. I was refused and told that they only served men. I was completely flabbergasted. But I looked around properly, and it was dimly lit, with only men lurking in the waiting area. It was just plain awkward 😅
- GUUUURRRL, I'VE DONE THIS 😂😂😂😂 Why the hell was the brothel in a MALL??
- I've been there, sis. My bank statement said "personal touch." 💀
- I know a guy this happened to 😂 The red flags were its weird location, cash-only payments, and asking for the specific race of girl he wanted. He was just so oblivious, he even responded, "Does it make a difference?" 😂
- Me in Prague 😭 It took me ages to figure out they were a brothel, not just a massage parlor. They had a mattress on the floor and kept insisting on how attractive I looked. I thought it was odd but figured it might be a different custom in that country.
- I did this a few weeks ago, but I didn't realize they were a thing in such huge numbers 😂 I almost died but knew better than to turn tail and run, momma didn't raise any quitters 😂
Enrichment Data:
- It's important to be able to distinguish between legitimate massage parlors and illicit establishments. Here are some common warning signs:
- Blocked windows: Suss out massage places with obstructed views. This could signal illegal activities behind closed doors. Look for businesses where you can see the interior clearly to help make an informed choice.
- Unprofessional behavior: Pay attention to clients or staff who ignore proper scheduling or don't follow basic hygiene protocols such as changing towels after each client. Another red flag is when someone shows up to wait specifically for a particular worker.
- Check online presence: Rather than taking things at face value, go the extra mile and read reviews for the business. Instances of suspicious language and the absence of professional credentials are often telltale signs that something fishy is going on.
- Worker-client interactions: Watch out for staff who provide unwarranted intimate compliments, physical contact beyond the boundaries of a massage, or request for privacy during sessions. These could be signals of hidden agendas.
- Operational red flags: Cash-only payments, late-night hours without justification, and high employee turnover often indicate illicit activities. Reputable massage parlors usually display licensing information prominently and maintain clear booking systems. Keep these tips in mind to avoid unintentionally stumbling into the wrong type of massage parlor!
- The TikTok user's experience of discovering a full-service brothel disguised as a massage parlor is not unique.
- Many users shared their similar experiences in the comments section, which included dimly-lit establishments, cash-only payments, and specific requests for workers.
- Some people suggested avoiding businesses with obstructed views or checking the reviews for suspicious language and the absence of professional credentials before visiting.
- One user even shared an instance where they had paid for a massage and their bank statement indicated the charge was for a "personal touch," highlighting the importance of being cautious and aware.
