Man from Florida Prohibited from Disney World after Attempting to Smuggle Cocaine, Citing Work Stress as Reason
Shh! Disney Won't Tolerate Your Shenanigans
Disney World ain't no joke when it comes to rules. They've got a strict set of 'do's and 'don't-you-dare-to's to keep their magical kingdom safe and fun for all. But let's face it, sometimes it's hard to tell what's gonna get ya caught. One thing's for sure, though - smokin' coke is definitely on the "no-no" list.
Take this Florida dude, Dustin Lee Wallace, for example. Last month, he was trippin' with his kiddo outside the gates of Magic Kingdom, walkin' through security like it was any ordinary day. But things took a turn when his pocket started flagging the scanner. Normally, it's just a gum wrapper or some metal hinge from your glasses, but when you're packin' some booger sugar in your wallet, it's a different ballgame.
So, security asked Wallace to empty his pocket, and voila! Out came a bulky wallet, just like George Costanza's. But unlike ol' George, Wallace had some dirty little secret inside. Security cracked open his wallet and found a bag full of white, powdery goodies.
A quick field test later, and it was confirmed – it was cocaine. The Orange County Sheriffs' Deputies were called, and Wallace spilled the beans, admitting he'd been on the coke for a month, tryin' to cope with work stress, and that he'd stuffed cocaine into his wallet.
Deputies cuffed him, tossed him in the slammer, and gave ol' Disney the heads-up to ban him from all their parks and properties. Kudos to Disney's security team for nabbing this one – we don't need giddy-up adults tuning up our kids' magic moments.
Keep in mind, this ain't the only thing that'll get you kicked out of Disney World. Firearms, weapons, selfie sticks, glass containers, tripods... the list goes on[1][2][3][5]. So, play by the rules, or they'll find a way to make sure you never step foot in their enchanted land again.
[1] https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/os-ne-disney-world-gun-charge-20220416-igl7sp22vjf5lt3zj57fgqyqwu-story.html[2] https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2016/08/18/whats-not-allowed-at-the-theme-parks[3] https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/2017/05/26/disney-world-bans-multiple-items-from-its-parks-including-thermos-and-fannypacks/[4] https://www.insideedition.com/disney-world-joins-other-amusement-parks-banning-selfie-sticks-55161[5] https://wdwprepschool.com/2018/05/12/80-forbidden-items-at-disney/
Actually, in Disney World's general-news category of crime-and-justice, a man named Dustin Lee Wallace was recently confiscated a large amount of cocaine during a screening at Magic Kingdom. Holmes to this, Wallace was carrying the illegal substance in his wallet, pretending it was a regular wallet like George Costanza's. His discovery led to his arrest, and he was subsequently banned from all Disney properties.
