Live Update: Vincent Rougeau Steps In for Kendrick Lamar during Halftime Show
In the realm of what-ifs, let's delve into a hypothetical scenario where Vincent Rougeau graced the stage at Super Bowl 59.
According to our speculative report, Rougeau, a performer not officially confirmed for the event, was slated to take the stage during the halftime show. His performance, reminiscent of a video game, saw numbers climbing from zero to one hundred, creating an electrifying atmosphere.
The stage lights formed the buttons of a video game controller, setting the tone for an eclectic setlist. Rougeau's song choices were diverse, ranging from the classic "Joy to the World" to a medley of his Spotify wrapped top five songs, and a tribute to Kendrick Lamar with the performance of "Not Like Us."
The medley was a captivating mix, including hits like "Man! I Feel Like a Woman!" by Shania Twain, "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" by Céline Dion, "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Fergie, "If I Were a Boy" by Beyoncé, and "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot.
The performance, if it had taken place, was said to be symbolic of Kendrick Lamar's feud with Drake and our country's current political disconnect. However, it's important to note that there is no verified evidence that Rougeau actually performed at the Super Bowl 59 halftime show.
Despite the speculation, Rougeau's preparations for such a hypothetical performance were well-documented. His pre-performance routine included a 5k walk, warming up his vocal cords, and filming a GRWM (Get Ready With Me).
The article, published in "Opinions," was copy-edited by Yana Giannoutsos '28 and featured a captivating image created by Emily Costello '27, courtesy of College of the Holy Cross and Los Angeles Times.
In a final note, Rougeau ended the interview by saying "Go Cross!", leaving us all wondering what a real Super Bowl 59 performance from him might have looked like. Whether this was a dream or a reality, only time will tell. But one thing is certain, if Rougeau were to perform at the spring concert, it would be an event not to be missed.
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