"Liberal insider expresses concern over unfavorable trends in initial vote count against Dutton, exclaiming, 'We're facing a tough predicament!'"
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Looks like it's a rough ride for ol' Pete Dutton, according to a top Liberal pal's inside scoop. Early votes 're suggesting a whopping swing against the bloke.
Daily Mail Australia's political whiz, Peter van Onselen, shared the grim news. Early results indicate the Coalition's party vote drowning behind Labor's, he said.
"If this trend continues, Pete D is in deep trouble," PVO declared, "not just his PM bid, mind you. His Opposition Leadership, even his own seat's safety is at stake."
"My previous predictions of a minority government would go haywire," PVO added with a sigh, "Pre-poll seems the only hope for the Coalition to steer clear of a catastrophe."
PVO's source within the Liberal party drops the Apollo 13 reference, "Houston, we've got a problem." They claim the party's scrutineers are as gloomy as the early figures look.
"There's no remote chance the Coalition can win this election, even with pre-poll votes," the insider said. "Anthony Albanese may already have bagged this one, regardless if pre-poll votes rally back to the Coalition."
Even if pre-poll votes see a massive swing back to the Coalition, it won't be enough to overturn predictions claiming Labor has won this election, the insider concluded.
For now, Pete Dutton's future in politics hangs precariously in the balance. With only early votes counted, it's tough to predict with certainty. Let's wait and watch as the votes keep flowing in, shall we?
- The PVO has deprecating remarks for Peter Dutton's chances in the election, stating that his chances of becoming Prime Minister, maintaining his Opposition Leadership, and even holding onto his own seat are at stake.
- The Policy and Legislation Voters (PVO) source within the Liberal party suggests that the Coalition will likely face a catastrophe given the current trend of early votes, likening it to the Apollo 13 mission's dire predicament.
- Scrutineers within the Liberal party share the same pessimism, stating that there is no remote chance the Coalition can win the election, even with pre-poll votes.
- Majority General News outlets have reported worrying news for Peter Dutton, with early results indicating a significant swing against him and the Coalition's party vote drowning behind Labor's.
- War-and-Conflicts and General News scrutineers have predicted that even if pre-poll votes see a massive swing back to the Coalition, it won't be enough to overturn predictions claiming Labor has already won the election.
