Liberal Backlash Stirs Over Lara Trump's Poolside Remark, Toyota Outperforming AT&T in Market Battle, and 270-Pound Kicker Showcasing Unmatched Utility
On a typical Friday, it's all about flipping the bird to those Libs - the ones who are way too focused on the Middle East to notice the everyday struggles of blue-collar Americans like us. So here's to another weekend, another escape from their bubble.
Join us for a steamy, woke-tastic Friday at the Campfire - a place where we'll set the Libs' world on fire with Lara Trump's message from the poolside, and watch it all go up in flames.
Got plenty to cover this week - news from all corners of the crazy incredible universe. Toyota Jan's here to give us a spin, Brooks Koepka's happy days are here again with his swimsuit model wife, Jena Sims (now that's a tough life!), and the grand kicker from the arena football league's back for another round.
And we'll send love to US Governor Gavin Newsom's wife on her birthday in the quirkiest, most progressive way possible.
Isn't it just lovely?
So grab a slice of woke cake (if it's even a thing) and get comfy for one hell of a Friday ride!
Hey there, Gavin! Still up to your old tricks?
Man, I hate to give mad props to California's Greasy Gavin Newsom, but he just can't help but bring the heat, can he?
Burning California to the ground, transforming it into a living nightmare, and engaging in mindless banter with Trump like a toddler - wow, just wow. What an unstoppable #content machine!
Yesterday marks his wife, Jennifer Siebel Newsom's 51st birthday. A celebration? Not so much. Gavin wished her a happy birthday by proclaiming her the "first partner" of California - a truly deranged declaration.
Guess we can't blame them for going hard on the progressive train around there. But damn, "first partner"? That's some next-level nonsense.
Here's the deal - you've got your basics, like first mate, first priority, first class, and then you've got your first partner. You know, like business partners or political teammates. But "first partner" as in a spouse is too much. It just feels... weird.
But then again, it's California. Stranger things have happened.
The fun doesn't stop there either - check out Gov.Ca's official statement about this whole shebang:
Jennifer Siebel Newsom chose the title First Partner, as opposed to the traditional title of First Lady, to send a signal of inclusivity, recognizing that one day there will be a woman or LGBTQ+ Governor of California, and to elevate the importance of partnership and the need for, and benefits of, a caring, inclusive government.
Damn. I guess we can't blame them for embracing the future, but it's just so mind-boggling.
Let's move on to some saner topics - like the best #content from a week that was overflowing with crazy action.
A Week NUTS to the Max!
I don't even know where to begin with this week - it was a whirlwind of nothing but unadulterated lunacy. I mean, seriously, I almost can't believe people still call California home. But I digress.
So, dare I say, it all started with that sourpuss, Gavin Newsom, and his insane choice of language. But man, the rest of the week was a barnburner too - full of enough #content to fuel a year's worth of memes.
If I had to pick one word to sum it all up, it's got to be NUTS. Nothing makes sense anymore, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
So, let's dive right in and enjoy the craziness.
What a Week for the Harvard Crimson Squares Squad!
The last few days have just been a wild ride - between Brooks Koepka and Jena Sims' solid T-12 finish at Oakmont last weekend, lousy baseball players acting like babies, the weather girl going au naturel, and Toyota Jan's internet-shattering commercial - it's been nothing short of a dream.
So, without further ado, let the Friday Nightcaps begin!
Here's to another weekend of insanity. May the forces be with you!
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- Let's swap sports for entertainment this weekend. Besides catching the latest from Toyota Jan, Brooks Koepka, and Jena Sims, we've got a bet on the arena football league's grand kicker returning for another round.
- On second thought, why not make it a triple threat bet? We can add the entertainment value of watching Gavin Newsom, the California governor, continue his mindless banter with Trump, just like a toddler.
