Laugh away your car journey with 338 silly car-themed jokes for an amusing road trip!

In the spirit of sharing a few chuckles, we've gathered an assortment of car-themed puns and jokes that are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. From playful wordplay about car parts and driving to amusing anecdotes, these one-liners are sure to make your day a little brighter.

Why did the Swiss man take his car to a mechanic? It kept getting stuck in neutral.

I think my mechanic has amnesia. I took my car for a new lightbulb, and he asked me what year it was.

Why do race car drivers give such good dating advice? They're great at spotting red flags.

I'm racing to your heart, and I'm winning.

Carlotta

Boris Car-loff

My love for you is as endless as the open road.

What's a car salesperson's favorite dessert? Anything with a great turnover.

Honk Solo

What is the worst thing about parallel parking? The witnesses.

Dad, you're tire-lessly amazing!

You're the headlights that brighten my darkest days.

Make sure your race car pun is on track.

I told my insurance agent I needed coverage for if my car was stolen by a mime. He just stared at me, speechless.

You make my heart vroom.

What do you call a mechanic who does nothing but sit by the sofa? An ottoman.

What's a car salesman's favorite game? Deal or No Deal!

Why did Beethoven go to the car dealership? For a lease.

You're my roadmap to life, Dad.

Make car shopping a bit more bearable with a dealership joke.

Including a clever car pun in a Father's Day card.

Dad, I really car about you.

My heart is shifting into high gear for you.

Bee puns

What did the car say to the stoplight? You've changed, man!

I tried to be an Uber driver. Trouble is, my passengers didn't appreciate when I went the extra mile.

A cowboy opens up a German car dealership... Audi Partner.

Dad, you fuel my life with love.

What did the mechanic do during his spare time? Draw car-toons.

Brakezilla

Cartha Stewart

Here are some more fun one-liner car puns and jokes to make you laugh:

Why did the car break up with its girlfriend? It just couldn't handle the relationship!
I told my car to stop running, but it just couldn't brake!
My car has a great sense of humor; it always cracks me up when it backfires!
Why don't cars play hide and seek? Because they always get caught in traffic!
I named my car “The Flash” because it's always speeding away from my problems!
Why did the car go to therapy? It had too many breakdowns!
Why do cars make terrible comedians? They always drive their jokes into the ground!
My car's favorite exercise? Running out of gas!
Why did the SUV break up with the sedan? It found someone more “high maintenance”!
I brake for snacks.
My horn has trust issues.
I'm not speeding—I'm time traveling.
I named my car “WiFi” because it connects everywhere.

These quips mix wordplay about car parts, driving, and related concepts for quick laughs. If you'd like, I can share more from the same sources.

Race car backwards is race car. Race car upside down is expensive.
What insurance company is spread across the entire country? Allstate.
Eye puns
I stopped to pick up a hitchhiker... Turns out, he was just trying to say he liked my driving!
Workshop these jokes while your car's in the shop.
What type of car do sheep like to drive? A Lamborghini.
What's an insurance agent's favorite type of music? Cover songs.
Getting car insurance wasn't a breeze. It was a wind-up.
My engine lights up when I see you.
When Lightning McQueen gets in an accident, does he claim it on his auto insurance or his health insurance?
Our love is tireless. It never goes flat.
SUV: Law and Order
I have a very dependable insurance company. They've never missed sending me a bill for my premium payment.
Golf jokes
Insurance agents are great comedians. They're always making premium jokes.
You're in pole position for best dad.
I saw a mechanic fixing the tailpipe of a car. It looked exhaust-ing.
Why did the car salesman bring a net? To catch people before they left the lot.
What do you call a lazy car wash? A slow-motion rinse.
Our love is like a classic car-always in style.
Make a splash with a car wash joke.
The car wash was having a sale. It was dirt cheap!
Your love is the fuel I need to keep going.
Why do penguins make good F1 drivers? They're always in pole position.
What happened to the car dealership when they ran out of KIAs? They sell Nokias now.
I hit the gym today... But I drove away because I don't have car insurance.
What do you call a German taxi driver who's great at his job? An über driver.
Dad, you auto know how awesome you are.
Captain Americar
Make car shopping a bit more bearable with a dealership joke.
Why did the car wash go to therapy? It had too many issues to wash away.
You're the spark plug that keeps my engine running.
Profession your love with an affectionate car pun.
Zoom Raider
Make car insurance a little more fun with a clever joke.
Wheelie Nelson
You make my heart race like a sports car.
How do car salespeople handle rejection? They just put it in reverse and find another customer.
I asked a mechanic for a book on how to fix automatic gearboxes... But he only has manuals.
What's the difference between a careless and a careful driver? One is reckless and the other is wreck-less.
The mechanic said my car was making a strange noise. I told him it was just trying to sing along to the radio.
With you, my heart is a fine-tuned engine.
Otto Mobile
You make my heart race faster than any sports car.
I like the uniform mechanics wear... Overall.
My love for you will never run out of gas.
I hope you have a wheely good Father's Day!
What do you get when you cross a race car with a spud? Crashed potatoes.
Why did the car join a racing team? It was in top gear.
Insurance agents never retire. They just expire.
I got 9 out of 10 on my driver's test. The last guy was able to get out of the way.
What do hospital gowns and insurance policies have in common? You're usually not as covered as you think you are.
What do you need to be able to drive in the outback? You need to show koala-fications.
Honking my love for you, Dad!
Thanks for always driving my life forward, Dad.
Why did the car go to the car wash? It heard it was a splash hit!
What do you call a car salesman who never tells the truth? A tire-iffic liar.
Filing an insurance claim is a chance to test out how creative you can be with the truth.
How do you watch NASCAR without a TV? You flush a bag of M&Ms down the toilet.
My friend is always complaining about the Swedish car dealership he works at. Today, I had enough and said, 'I don't want to hear any more of your Saab stories.'
Hey, I got you a car for Father's Day! I mean, a card...
I'll never tire of being your kid.
The mechanic said my car needed a new muffler. I said, 'That's exhaust-ing news.'
Insurance agents are premium lovers.
Dad, thanks for always steering me in the right direction.
Axle Rose
It's probably not safe for me to be driving my car right now. But hey, bad brakes have never stopped me before.
Frida Car-lo
The battery asked why it seemed drained. The mechanic said maybe it was terminal.
Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance? Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and six trash bags full of recyclable cans? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Our love is in-car-redible.
What is the most important event for a mechanic? Their 10-gear anniversary.
How many car salespeople does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they'll try to upsell you on the deluxe LED package.
I love you puns
You're the key to my ignition.
Why do comedians make bad drivers? They always take funny turns.
Cat jokes
Did I ever tell you about the hardworking mechanic who had to push her car five miles on its hubcaps? She was tireless.
You're the engine that makes our family go.
I once had a car with wooden wheels, a wooden engine, wooden tires, and wooden seats. But when I tried to drive it, it wooden go!
Tom Cruise
You're the pedal to the metal of my heart.
I'm car-azy about you!
Bird puns
Let's take our love for a joyride.
I think my car is addicted to the repair shop. It keeps going back for more.
What do you call a new driver's first car? A crash course.
I'm stuck on you like a flat tire.
What fish makes the best mechanic? Tuner-fish!
Wheelie Wonka
Why should you always carry peanut butter in your car? In case there's a traffic jam.
How do you make a small fortune racing cars? Start with a large fortune.
You make my engine purr.
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Why don't race cars ever get lost? They always stay on track.
What do you call a used car salesman? A car-deal-ologist.
Dad, you're the wheel deal.
Did I hear about the mechanic who got addicted to drinking brake fluid? They said they could stop any time they wanted to.
Our love is on cruise control to happiness.
Vroom with a View
You're a wheely good dad.
Why don't car dealers tell ghost stories? Because their prices are scary enough.
I never tire of your love.
What did the bad driver say to the person he just ran into? 'My driving is hit or miss.'
Car insurance? More like brake-ing the bank.
With you, every turn feels like the right direction.
I had a dream I was a mechanic who fixed wrecked cars. It was an auto body experience.
Car-los
Carlett Johansson
I'm car-ried away by your love.
We're a perfect match, just like a car and its keys.
Someone complimented my driving the other day... They left a note on the windshield saying 'Parking Fine!'
Bumperella
While driving home, I saw my mechanic on the side of the road, crying. I don't know what happened, but it was clear he had a breakdown.
A person walks into an auto shop and says, 'I'd like a gas cap for my KIA.' The mechanic thinks for a moment, then says, 'Okay, that seems like a fair trade.'
Make a joke about your driving skills.
What's a car wash's favorite thing to watch on TV? Soap operas.
Why did the driver get a promotion? He always took the high road.
Judy Carland
Our love accelerates every day.
What did the computer say after a 16-hour car ride? Dang, that was a hard drive.
You're the GPS that guides me to love.
My friend Marty owned a DeLorean. He drove it from time to time.
Give your car a clever name.
Why don't ducks make bad drivers? They quack under pressure.
What did the car say to the insurance agent? You drive a hard bargain.
Honda has the least pushy dealerships. You can always leave with your own Accord.
You auto be my Valentine.
What did the disgruntled customer say to the mechanic? 'You auto know better!'
Happy Father's Day to a true classic!
Sending truckloads of love!
What car insurance do Canadians have? Triple 'eh.'
I got arrested for breaking and entering a car dealership. In my defense, the salesperson told me I could sleep on it.
You rev up my heart every time I see you.
Why was the car wash frustrated? It was having a dry spell.
What do you call a car dealership owned by a former coroner? Rigor Motors.
I just saved a bunch of money on auto insurance by switching my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
I prefer an automatic car wash to handwashing. It's just soap-erior.
Why did the race car get a trophy? Because it was miles ahead of its competition.
Happy Father's Day! It's you and me Ford-ever.

Boris Car-loff: "My love for you is as endless as the open road."
Honk Solo: "What is the worst thing about parallel parking? The witnesses."
Dad, from the text: "You're the headlights that brighten my darkest days."
In a Father's Day card, imagining: "Dad, I really care about you."

Laugh away your car journey with 338 silly car-themed jokes for an amusing road trip!