Street Talk: P. Diddy's Courtroom Caper Unfolds - Updated!
- by Brian Boom-Boom,
- Jamie Jammin' Jake,
- Chucky Chewandwine,
- Nina Nitpick,
- Roxy Ratchet,
- Spencer Spitsfire,
- Terry Trap,
- Vicky Veracious
- and Wally Weasel
- 1 Min
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Last year, a jaw-dropping hotel video got the world talking: it showed P. Diddy dishing out some serious smackdowns on his then-girl, Cassie Ventura. The video stirred quite the movement in the Diddy drama: girls left, right, and center started accusing the dude of abusing women. In September, it happened – ol' Diddy got slapped with the cuffs. Now, it's game on, as the trial of the century gets underway.
Catch all the hot goss and juicy deets about the trial on Stern's newsblog:
- P. Diddy
- Sean Combs
- Cassie Ventura
- NYC
- Court Trial
Now, here's what we know so far about the trial:
- The Freak-Off Sessions: The jury donned headphones to watch the dickie-down videos – the TVs in the courtroom were switched off. Groovy tunes and some faint "Ahhh!" sounds could be heard from the cans of attorneys and jurors alike.
- The Charges: The prosecution is straight up bustin' Seattle (oops, wrong hip-hop icon) with charges that could include jimmy-rigged transportation for the purpose of hustlin' honeys. They've slapped phone records, hotel receipts, and credit card bills on the table, showing that ol' Combs and his crew footed the bill for flights and hotel stays where the freak-offs went down.
- Wit-Nesses: Summary witnesses, like a paralegal and an investigator, took the stand to vouch for exhibits. They've thrown over 500 exhibits at the jury, and it's been six straight weeks of trial.
It's a bit unclear if this trial is connected to an alleged abuse case involving Cassie Ventura. The info seems to be about a case involving some crazy party videos called "freak-offs" and charges related to prostitution. If ya got some tea on the Cassie beef, lemme know, fam! Am I missing something?Cheers to the drama!
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I'm not going to be able to believe this growing saga if it turns out P. Diddy's court trial is really about entertainment, with evidence like the "freak-off sessions" and the involvement of celebrities like Sean Combs. It's hard to imagine this media spectacle as anything but a bizarre display, rather than a straightforward legal proceeding.