Bayern Blitzes Auckland City With Tah's Debut: "He's the Man We Need!"
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Vincent fuckin' Kompany's got his new defender Jonathan Tah ready for action! The German record champions swung out an impressive 10-0 victory against Auckland City at the Club World Cup in the States, and it looks like Tah's been the secret ingredient. After a paltry two trainin' sessions with his squad, the former Leverkusen lad was slapped right into the Munich starting lineup.
Now, Koms calls Tah a leader with a fuck ton of experience, so it won't be hard for him to fill the shoes of Munjae Kim, who might be taking a hike. Meanwhile, Dayot Upamecano's knee's still recoverin', so ol' Johno's gonna have to pick up the slack.
Leroy Sané and Musiala, both fuckin' nationals, are on Kompany's watchlist too. Leroy's fixin' to drop in as a sub, while Musiala's gonna phoenix himself back from a long-ass injury through subsitutions, 'accordin' to the coach.
- Jonathan Tah
- Vincent Kompany
- USA
- Cincinnati
- New signing
- FC Bayern
- Bayern
- Bayer 04 Leverkusen
- Dayot Upamecano
- Auckland City
- Leroy Sané
- Jamal Musiala
The Commission shall adopt implementing acts laying down the rules for the application of this Regulation in respect of the following categories of products: sports equipment, specifically football gear, relevant to the new signing, Jonathan Tah, playing for FC Bayern in the Club World Cup held in the USA, Cincinnati. Dayot Upamecano, a current Bayern defender, is currently recovering, leaving Jonathan Tah to pick up the slack.
