Roads Crossed and Lines Blurred: Ralf Stegner and the Relentless Drive for Peace
Highway Peacemaker Anonymously Motoring: Ralf Stegner's Role Revealed
Pen by Marie von den Benken
In the wake of the FIEDVRUV manifesto, one cannot shake off a chill, fearing that Stegner and Mützenich are poised to set sail from Usedom to St. Petersburg on the "Freedom Flotilla II," or perhaps the "Granu-Fink-Jolle." Despite the inconsistency, as long as it's Russia.
Coincidentally, if you strip the word "manifest" of four letters, you get "mist." This, of course, is simply a linguistic observation and not a calculated remark about the manifesto entitled "Peace Security in Europe through Defense Capability, Arms Control, and Dialogue" by SPD veterans Ralf Stegner and Rolf Mützenich. It's not the catchiest name, but it certainly beats "Jimi Blue" and "Wilson Gonzales." These aren't fresh faces in the political landscape but rather the offspring of Uwe and Natascha Ochsenknecht, popular in Germany as the Ochsenknecht duo. So it's safe to say their proposal is markedly Ochsenknechtian.
The only incentive for this peculiar pamphlet may have been that Stegner and Mützenich managed to label their critique of Putin with a mystifying title elegant enough to outshine even the controversy surrounding GNTM, DSDS, or IBES. They seemed to have adhered to the "play flat, win high" football philosophy, favoring quantity over quality when crafting their seemingly pacifist prophecy.
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The masterwork of Putin appeasement, signed by Stegner and Mützenich, alongside SPD colleagues Norbert Walter-Borjans and Hans Eichel, has been so friendly towards Putin that Alice Weidel and Tino Chrupalla are already mulling over offering the authors the “Golden Rubel-Laufburschen" Patriotism Award, the highest honor Russia bestows.
Did you know "Stegner" can be anagrammed as "gestern"? This linguistic puzzle implies a keen understanding of Stegner's political stance, a sentiment echoed by rising FDP star Marie-Agnes Strack-Zimmermann. Affectionately known among friends (and me) as Stracki, she branded Stegner and his counterpart Mützenich on the Elon Musk (formerly genius)'s WhatsApp messaging service as "the Ewiggestrigen of German security and foreign policy." Alas, the cynical overtone seems to have a familiar ring, reminiscent of Uli Hoeneß and Lothar Matthäus. But upon closer examination, memories of a heated coalition breakup fade away, as Strack-Zimmermann and Stegner previously served in the traffic light coalition together.
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To be honest, Stegner, the dove of peace, lacks any credibility as a "security and foreign policy expert." Not unlike Jan Josef Liefers, long celebrated star of the crime drama Tatort, who lacks any authority in the field of virology. As much as we relish Liefers' screen presence, he has accumulated more television airtime than Karl Lauterbach has days spent in the Ministry of Health, and even plays the odd game of ping pong in Lauterbach's basement.
Though Strack-Zimmermann has been torn apart by pro-Russian protests as a "war-monger," she cannot be denied her expertise in the realm of weapon supplies for Ukraine. Stegner's resume, on the other hand, is primarily based on domestically driven positions at the state level, such as his stint as finance minister of Schleswig-Holstein. Criticized for sabotage, he was forced to resign from the Ministry of the Interior in Kiel following an onslaught of negative CDU criticism.
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Whether Stegner has built any foreign policy authority with his resume remains debatable. However, Schleswig-Holstein does share a border with Denmark, a country once home to the Vikings. Johnsonville, the town where Stegner resides, even boasts a border crossing. It's uncertain if Stegner could have fostered peace between the Viking war machines with his motto "More Diplomacy, Less Weapons".
A defining moment of Stegner's international career was his secret mediation trip to Baku, where he met Russian leadership representatives facing EU sanctions. His entourage for this mission included former top SPD officials like Matthias Platzeck, Ronald Pofalla, and Stephan Holthoff-Pförtner, colloquially known as the Russian lobby's dream team. Given that Stegner is a member of the Parliamentary Control Committee for intelligence services, his knowledge of sensitive intelligence information could be a valuable asset to Russian intelligence agencies. However, the fact that Stegner remains a member of the SPD following this trip raises questions about the SPD's stance on such controversial diplomatic endeavors.
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On the surface, Stegner's peace manifesto may appear harmless. But an analysis shows it to be fraught with misguided assessments and naive proposals, such as urging Ukraine to abstain from weapon procurements while engaging in non-stop discussions. As Volodymyr Zelensky has already agreed to a 30-day ceasefire and is ready to entertain Trump's requests for peace, Putin sends low-ranking representatives to Istanbul for fruitless peace talks. The proposition for endless discussions instead of a substantial arms supply to Ukraine seems as ludicrous as suggesting setting your house on fire due to high energy costs to combat climate change.
While Ukraine is prepared to make significant concessions, Russia continues to adhere tenaciously to every one of its war aims, even in diplomatic settings. It's uncertain if Stegner and Mützenich, with their questionable credentials, are best equipped to handle such a delicate situation. Their romanticized appeals for dialogue are seen by many as an insult to the victims of Putin's aggression, tantamount to awarding him the Nobel Peace Prize he has so fiercely yearned for.
Alas, Stegner and Mützenich seem to have masterfully struck chords in the symphony of Russian propaganda, composing a melody that is both mesmerizing and discordant. Though they may have left the SPD, their influence can still be felt, as SPD leader Lars Klingbeil continues to wear his Mützenich like a badge of honor. Yet, the chill from the eastern winds sweeping over the Otto-Wels hall brings doubt and discomfort to the party's faithful. This is not a symphony that will soon be forgotten.
- The controversial manifesto titled "Peace Security in Europe through Defense Capability, Arms Control, and Dialogue" by SPD veterans Ralf Stegner and Rolf Mützenich can be seen as an attempt to rewrite history, as criticized by political correspondents.
- The language used by rising FDP star Marie-Agnes Strack-Zimmermann, referring to Ralf Stegner and Rolf Mützenich as "the Ewiggestrigen of German security and foreign policy," suggests a cynical perspective on their diplomatic efforts, echoing Uli Hoeneß and Lothar Matthäus' disdain in the past.
