Higher Pricing for Kentucky Derby Mint Juleps Could Cause Mild Nausea or Vomiting Nostalgia
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So, let's talk about the unforgettable Kentucky Derby, a spectacle that's synonymous with three major attractions: the galloping horses, the extravagant headpieces, and the classic cocktail - the mint julep.
Ah, the mint julep, the cherished beverage of the first leg in the Triple Crown racing series. If the thought of overpriced beers during a sports event leaves a bitter taste, just wait until you hear about the mint julep prices at the Kentucky Derby.
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Those in the grandstands are undoubtedly savoring these cooling concoctions, perhaps even clutching two in a show of excitement - or sheer desperation. And you can bet your boots that the Churchill Downs officials are counted these sales as an easy source of revenue, akin to cartoon characters swimming in gold coins.
After all, the prices this year are set at a staggering $22.
Now, I've been torn on this. $22 for a cocktail seems steep, especially if you're used to less pricey drinks or weeknight cocktails at upscale watering holes. But considering the sheer volume of mint juleps being sold, I'd have thought they'd consider lowering the prices somewhat. But apparently, people are buying them, so who am I to complain?
So, go ahead and splurge on those $22 drinks. In just a few years, they could become a nostalgic treat compared to the prices that may creep up in the future.
But if you're really feeling prosperous, Churchill Downs has a treat for you. A special mint julep, with a hefty price tag of $5,000, is available to the excessive spenders.
Are you serious? Some well-dressed lady at the event is bound to pass out at the mere sight of that price, exclaiming, "Ooooh, the vapors!"
I honestly can't tell the difference between a delectable mint julep made with top-shelf booze and one crafted with a more modestly priced batch. But if you've got that kind of money to burn on a beverage, who am I to rain on your parade?
This expensive delight is crafted using premium ingredients like Woodford Reserve Kentucky Straight Bourbon, hand-crafted simple syrup, and a combination of three different mint species. And for those eager to demonstrate their wealth in support of charity, the proceeds from these luxury beverages benefit the Our Mims Retirement Haven for retired racehorses.
But fear not, mild-mannered budget-conscious attendees, there are still regular mint juleps available at the standard price of $22, a steal compared to the $5,000 extravaganza. Enjoy your beverages, folks, and remember - there's no such thing as too much mint in a mint julep.
- The Kentucky Derby, a renowned event, is famous for three main attractions: galloping horses, extravagant headpieces, and the mint julep, a cherished beverage.
- The mint julep, the classic cocktail of the Kentucky Derby, is priced at a steep $22, causing some to question the cost.
- Despite the high price, the mint juleps are selling well, with many in the grandstands savoring the cooling concoctions.
- For those with a more extravagant lifestyle, a special mint julep priced at $5,000 is available at the Kentucky Derby, crafted using premium ingredients.
- The proceeds from the $5,000 mint juleps benefit the Our Mims Retirement Haven for retired racehorses, allowing people to demonstrate their wealth in support of charity.
- For budget-conscious attendees, regular mint juleps are still available at the standard price of $22, making them a comparative steal compared to the luxury beverage.
