Germany may stun spectators with the introduction of Abor and Tynna
Alright, mate, let's dive into the dirty details of this year's Eurovision Song Contest (ESC)! In about a fortnight, it'll be down and dirty in Basel, as the Austrian siblings Attila and Tünde Bornemisza, who perform as Abor & Tynna, will represent the degenerates of Germany.
This lot was handpicked by Stefan Raab, the deranged former entertainer, who's now on a one-man mission to win that bloody contest again. He already won it in 2010 with Lena Meyer-Landrut, who triumphed in Oslo with the infamous anthem "Satellite." We should all hope for a repeat performance, eh?!
Whether Abor & Tynna will make it big with their song "Baller" remains to be seen. Bookies have been wagering on them like it ain't no big deal, predicting slim chances for them to reach the top spots. But a glance at the Google search queries paints a different picture. "Baller" smokes the competition, and it ain't even close.
spotted the most searched ESC entries for this year, evaluated the search interest in all participating countries over the last 30 days, and spilled the beans. Guess who's coming in second place? None other than Abor & Tynna, with a whopping 13% of the queries! The Spanish singer Melody and "Esa diva" only just beat them with 14%.
France and Sweden are fighting over third place with their entries "Maman" and "Bara bada bastu." Both have scored a neat 12%. The UK barely snags the fifth spot with Remember Monday and "What The Hell Just Happened?" with 11%.
As for the rest of the top ten, it's packed with entries from the Netherlands, Austria, Italy, Switzerland, and Ukraine. Bottom line: if you're in Luxembourg, Austria, Switzerland, the Netherlands, or Denmark, you're going bonkers over Abor & Tynna and their obscene ballad.
In the grand scheme of things, Germany is just another dumpster fire taking part in this circus, qualifying for the final as one of the "Big Five" countries alongside France, Spain, the UK, and Italy. The first semi-final is going down on May 13th at 9 PM, and the second semi follows on May 15th at the same hour.
On May 14th, at 8:15 PM, Stefan Raab will stage his own deranged ESC show from Basel on RTL and RTL+. All leading up to May 17th, when the winner of this freak show will be crowned. So, grab your popcorn and prepare for a wild ride!
Sources:
- ntv.de
- vpr/spot
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- Eurovision Song Contest
- Stefan Raab
- ARD
- RTL
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- Despite predictions suggesting slim chances for Abor & Tynna to reach the top spots, Google search queries reveal a different story, with the duo securing a significant 13% of the queries.
- In the grandeur of the Eurovision Song Contest (ESC), Germany, represented by Abor & Tynna, is just one of the "Big Five" countries, alongside France, Spain, the UK, and Italy.
- While we eagerly anticipate the first semi-final of ESC on May 13th, Stefan Raab will host his own show on RTL and RTL+ on May 14th.
- As the entertainment world gears up for the final on May 17th, sports enthusiasts may also be interested in sports-betting on the ESC, with bookies offering odds for the contestants.
- In the national search trends, Abor & Tynna are closely followed by Spanish singer Melody, with the Curious Case of 'Baller' and 'Esa diva' generating intense interest ahead of the ESC 2025.
