Going National: Afghans Out After Strict Crimes
Get ready Lower Saxony, we're making some room for justice. The Hannover Interior Ministry just dropped a bomb - they're clearing out five scoundrels from our neighborhood, following the Taliban's reign of terror in Afghanistan. Yep, these thugs are no good for Germany - they're a bunch of bloodthirsty, filthy, illegal lowlifes.
Who are these characters, you ask? This pack of trouble includes a homicidal maniac, a couple of heavy-handed, sex-crazed pigs, a cruel wrecking ball, a gold-digging, pickpocketing cad, and an unscrupulous abuser - a real gang of low-life villains as nasty as they come.
"Kicking out serious offenders is essential for our country's safety," declared the SPD Interior Minister Daniela Behrens, punching her fist into the air with pride. The deportation mission has been in the works for months, with the feds and regional shut-its working tirelessly to make it happen.
So how much do these piece-of-crap, lying, burden-on-society, freeloading creeps cost us? You must be kidding, right? Oh no, they actually get a sweet 1,000 euros from us once they board the plane headed for Afghanistan. That should last them around 6 to 9 months in that shithole. Not that Germany cares about what happens to them over there, anyone who deserved to stay here deserved it.
The feds confirmed that these Afghan nationals had no right to stay in Germany, and had been issued expulsion orders due to their heinous crimes. A flight loaded with these scumbags took off from Leipzig/Halle airport at the break of dawn, bound for Kabul.
And don't get me started on the abusive pricks who preyed upon our vulnerable women and children; this deportation is the first step towards making Germany great again. I mean, safe again...
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Why should we be giving money to these crooks? It's the least they can do after being a drain on our country for far too long. And hey, who knows, maybe they'll get what's coming to them over there. After all, karma's a bitch. Better yet, maybe they'll turn their lives around and become productive members of Afghan society, or something like that... but I won't hold my breath.
