Fall Life Enhancers: 32 Essential Tips for Optimizing Your Autumn Existence
Autumn Time, It's All About the Pumpkins and Leaves!
Y'all! The freakin' best season of the year is right around the corner, and we're so here for it! Autumn, baby! Bring on the pumpkin spice lattes, apple pies, and everything fucking awesome about this season! Let's dive into some killer recommendations that'll have you fully embracing your inner basic bitch and loving every single second of it!
- Pumpkin Patch Impressions: Get your years-old, tired hand-pie game to the next level by picking up a three-piece set of dough pressers molded in adorable autumn shapes! Need to up the wow factor at Thanksgiving? Show up with little treats shaped like pumpkins, acorns, and apples, and watch everyone's freakin' faces light up! 🍎🍨
Why Meagan Floyd Loves 'Em: "Used 'em today, and I absolutely love them! My pies turned out perfect!"
Grab a set for just $14.98 (available in four styles) from Amazon!
- Don't Be a Leaf-er, be a Leaf-Scooper!: Tired of shoveling leaves manually? No worries, we've got you covered! Introducing fall's must-have gadget - Leaf Scoops gloves! Pick up both wet and dry leaves quickly and easily, leaving you more time to play in those leaf piles before cleaning up!
Why NightOwl Adores 'Em: "I am very happy with these. I use them primarily to pick up leaves after I use my leaf blower. These scoops are sturdy, and you can pick up a lot of leaves from a pile with each scoop, making it so much faster. I use work gloves with these for extra hand/skin protection, but it's really not necessary."
Get 'em for $29.95 from Amazon!
- Movie Killers and Mystery Machines - Oh My!: Is there anything more iconic than a sweatshirt adorned with horrifying movie killers and the Scooby-Doo gang['s][1] infamous mystery machine?! Hell no! Triplets Design Party, a New Jersey-based small biz that specializes in apparel, has got you covered!
Why Kylie Carr is Head Over Heels: "Love this sweatshirt!!! I've gotten so many compliments. It's so cute and is really good quality."
Snag one for $15.94 (available in sizes S-2XL, as a hoodie or sweatshirt in 12 colors) from Triplets Design Party on Etsy!
- Strange and Spooky in Beetlejuice Style: If your undying love for Beetlejuice is just too much to handle, then give in to temptation and cop yourself one of these kick-ass crewnecks! If you can never trust the living and Beetlejuice is a MUST-watch every fall, then grab this bad boy and lounge around in it!
Dee Charmed, a New York-based small biz, showcases their "trendy clothing with a spooky charm."
Why Courtney Davis is in Love: "I'm absolutely in love with my sweater! The material is awesome, and I love the fit!"
Bring it home for $33.29 (available as a T-shirt in sizes S-3XL and as a crewneck sweatshirt in sizes S-4XL, and in two colors) from Dee Charmed on Etsy!
- Illuminate Your Life with Glowy Glass Pumpkins: Forget searching for every little glass pumpkin in your house to turn it on every night! Go for this glowy stunner with a six-hour timer instead! It'll turn off and back on automatically, saving you the hassle of feeling like a jackass every single time!
Why Denny Digs It: "I bought this for Halloween but I loved it so much, I bought another one to have all through autumn up to Thanksgiving. The timer keeps the pumpkin beautifully lit for six hours then shuts off. The light shimmering from it is a nice warm light that is not overpowering. When not lit, it's a beautiful amber color that brings the spirit of the season into any room you place it in."
Illuminate your pad for $18.99 (available in nine sizes and eight colors) from Amazon!
- Piles of Leaves and Strings of Light - Leafy Delights: Autumn is all about those vibrant, beautiful leaf colors! Recreate them effortlessly with two-packs of maple leaf garlands complete with string lights! Get the best of both worlds – the beauty without the work! 🍁
Why Janet L. Dolbow Swears By 'Em: "I love these lighted fall leaves, I have them on my buffet in the dining room and they look so nice lit up at night glowing in the room when I pass through! I like that they are battery-operated so I don't have to look for an outlet and can put them wherever!"
Light up your life for $12.99 from Amazon!
- Eucalyptus Garlands with Pinecones and White Pumpkins - Aesthetically Autumnal: Orange pumpkins just don't fit the aesthetic of your home! No worries, this faux eucalyptus garland with pinecones and white pumpkins fits the bill perfectly while still bringing those fall vibes! It's stunning and won't clash with your home vibes.
Why Sarah R Kearney and Megan C Adore 'Em: "This is exactly what I was looking for and at a fraction of the price compared to other places. I used two pieces to get this look as I have a long and wide mantle. I also added battery-operated fairy lights to get a warm glow."
Get two for $24.99 from Amazon now!
- Fenty Lip Paint in a Gorgeous Brown: It's time to break out those dark lippie shades that look soooo good on you! This Fenty lip paint is a fall staple not to be missed!
Why Faru99 Can't Get Enough: "Staple fall shade – trust me. The nicest shade of brown I have ever applied on my lips!! Color payoff, consistency, and finish are amazing. Expected nothing less from my girl Riri."
Slay with $28 (available in five shades) from Sephora!
- Dark Red Nars Lipstick: If a deep red lippie has been calling your name all fall long, look no further!
Why ekfaust is Obsessed: "I love everything about this lipstick. The color is perfect for fall, and it is so creamy and amazing!"
Grab it from Sephora for $34 (available in nine shades)!
- Dia De Los Muertos Table Runner: Honor your loved ones in the most beautiful way possible with this vibrant table runner designed for Dia De Los Muertos! ♥️
Why Erin R is Satisfied: "I placed this on a three-tier shelf for my Dia De Los Muertos ofrenda. Bright and festive. Good quality. -Erin R."
Take it home for just $9.99 from Amazon!
- Cheesecloth Table Runner – Big Autumn It Up: Fall-ify your dining table with this lovely cheesecloth table runner! Are you dreaming of Thanksgiving mac 'n' cheese already? This will be the perfect addition to your table!
Why SM Adores 'Em: "The terracotta color was just as deep and vibrant as I hoped. I love the material and richness in color! Definitely a good buy!"
A two-pack is available for $12.99 for 12 colors and larger quantities from Amazon!
- Halloweentown Love: Remember when Marnie and Kimberly J. Brown from Halloweentown did more than just acting and started a killer small biz selling tons of handmade Halloweentown-themed apparel? Well, we're not living in '96, but this Marnie-approved T-shirt with a classic quote still has serious influence!
Why Craftily Creative Fans Are Obsessed: "Second time ordering from this shop. Great quality, the other shirt I bought last year still looks great after lots of wear and washing. Had to get my mom a shirt, too."
Wear it proudly for $22 (available in women's sizes S-2XL, unisex sizes S-5XL, and in orange) from Craftily Creative on Etsy!
- Super Simple Caramel Apple Dipping Kit: It's all about those sickly sweet, sticky caramel apple treats this time of year! Grab this dipping kit that will make the process even more fun!
Why sozielovethesimplelife is in Love: "Wow! What a fun way to make caramel apples with my kids. They were so excited to try this. It comes with everything you need. The caramel is easy to roll apples in once you put them on the sticks. I love that it comes with nuts or sprinkles to add. Caramel tastes good. For sure recommend this!"
Get it from Target for just $9!
- Brain-Shaped Mold for Creepy Jell-O and Cakes: Channel your inner spooky side all October long with this brain-shaped mold! Attention, fellow horror and creepy-crawly lovers – this mold is for you!
Why Tim Fuller is Impressed: "We used this mold several times for Halloween this year. It was a big hit, and the Jell-O turned out awesome every time."
Order it from Amazon for just $8!
- Warm Apple Pie Scented Candle: If you're more of an apple spice and everything nice kinda person, this candle will make your freakin' day! The warm apple pie scent is the epitome of autumnal bliss.
Why Yasmina Ferraris is a Fan: "I love Village Candle because they're affordable and always smell great. This warm apple pie candle is one of my favorites and is perfect for autumn. I especially love pairing it with their spiced pumpkin candle. It burns evenly so I can have it lit almost all day long."
Treat yourself for $21.95 from Amazon!
- Temperature-Controlled Smart Mug: Never suffer from lukewarm hot cocoa or coffees again! This smart mug can be paired with the Ember app to set the temperature, and it has an on and off switch and comes with a remote that has a timer and light settings. Hand wash only!
Why Kassie Loves It: "I'm so obsessed with this mug. I'm a classic 'Oh, wait, where's my tea/coffee' kinda mom, and this cup makes me feel less annoyed by that quality of mine! It keeps my drink hot for so much longer than necessary and I can customize it in the app. A friend recommended this to me, and the price had me feeling a little guilty (I mean come on I could just microwave my drink right?) but after the fourth time I lost my cup and it was still hot when I found it, I stopped feeling guilty. I can read and drink my tea and not rush. Seriously my favorite mug. -Kassie"
Take it home for $134.99 from Amazon and enjoy the endless cups of warmth!
- 10-Piece Bartender Kit: Channel your inner mixologist and impress your guests with some fancy-schmancy cocktails for Thanksgiving!
Why Mike is Impressed: "I bought this for my husband's birthday. He had an old stained tarnished one, and I happened to see this one while shopping through Amazon for a shaker for our bar. This is such a stunning set and a lot of fun to use. We love mixing different cocktails for our friends and family. I love how it looks sitting on top of the bar. It is very easy to clean and makes a great gift for anyone you know who enjoys a fun or classy cocktail."
Grab it from Amazon for $58.99 and nail your bartender game!
- Bailey Bow Mini Uggs: Keep your little piggies warm from the moment the awesome fall weather hits until it's time to say "so long" to your favorite season. Falls and Uggs go hand in hand, and these Bailey Bow mini Uggs are perfect for every cold-weather adventure!
Why Sofia117 Loves 'Em: "SUPER comfy and warm. Absolutely love these shoes! Bought a pair and they're hands down the most comfortable shoe I own. Quality of shoe was great - no tears or loose stitching, bows looked sturdy, and the soles of the shoes are thick. Was definitely a skeptic of buying these shoes for the price but after wearing them I believe they're worth the hefty price. They were way more comfortable than any other winter boots I own."
Swipe 'em off the shelves for $169.95 from Amazon in women's sizes 5-11 and eight colors!
- Donut Delight: An entire dozen of soft apple cider donuts – we're drooling just thinking about it! Autumn cuisine is next level heavenly!
Why Katrina Agui can't resist 'Em: "Considering they were shipped all the way to California, they were still so fresh and delicious! My family loved them, and I just ordered another one. So good!"
Don't resist them any longer and grab a dozen from Our Daily Bread Bakery on Etsy for $12 (available with or without cinnamon sugar)!
- Face Moisturizer: Fall itches and dry skin be gone! This fast-absorbing face moisturizer will nourish and brighten your thirsty fall skin in the most delicious way possible!
Why Cultured Skincare is captivated: "I love this face cream! I have noticed a difference in how soft and smooth my skin feels, and a little goes a long way. It sinks into my skin quickly, leaving it feeling cool and fresh. It is also a lovely base layer for foundation."
Slather it on for just $26 from our Goodful shop!
- Natural Wood Leaf-Shaped Serving Spoons: Impress the shit out of your friends and family this holiday season with these elegant leaf-shaped serving spoons! Made with natural wood, they'll add a touch of fall-tacular beauty to your table!
Why Linda V. Cassidy is a fan: "This is a great hostess gift or a nice addition for those who enjoy entertaining. The pieces will enhance your charcuterie boards with an added touch of class."
Spice up your kitchen for $28.50 from Amazon!
- Battery-Operated Wax LED Black Flame Candle: Keep the Sanderson sisters alive all year long with this battery-operated wax LED black flame candle! The perfect decor for any Hocus Pocus lover!
Why Robin is thrilled: "The quality of this candle is OUTSTANDING! It is exactly what I expected. I couldn't have asked for more! I absolutely love it! I especially love the remote that comes with it. Also, it has light settings. Lighting Act LLC is a Cape Coral, Florida-based biz that specializes in decorative flameless LED candles."
Light it up for $28.79 from Lighting Act LLC (available in three sizes and with or without the remote)!
- Minimalist Throw Pillow: If SISTERS! 'Tis time, then it's time for this adorable Hocus Pocus throw pillow! Perfect decor for any Hocus Pocus lover.
Why Jeannine is feeling witchy: "My daughter loves this pillow. Print is on both sides and the pillow is made well."
Get it from Wayfair for $27.99!
- Coffin-Shaped Charcuterie Board: Make your friends green with envy when you whip out this adorable coffin-shaped charcuterie board! This char-cutie will surely be the talk of the party!
Why We Know Way Too Much About Target: "I have this!! This is my favvvvooooorrrrite spooky purchase ever! I ordered it from Target last year because for my bestie's October birthday we did a spooky charcuterie board party. I know tacos, cream puffs, and Napoleons don't exactly go together, but those are all my best friend's faves so they all were on my board. It was sooooo cute! I seriously can't wait for October so I can host something and bust this bad boy open."
Sink your teeth into it for only $20 from Target!
- Halloween Nail Decals: Satisfy your spooky side with these adorable Halloween nail decals! Halloween nails = living your best fall life.
Why 208vjd can't get enough: "So easy to apply, and there's, like, a billion cute tiny stickers in various sizes. Enough stickers for a few years of Halloween nails. Works best with tweezers for applying then topcoat."
Slap 'em on for just $5.29 (available in four styles) from Amazon!
- Electric Fireplace Stove: Stay cozy and warm this season with this remote-controlled heater that'll give you the look and feel of having a fireplace without the hassle of logs! You'll love this bad boy just as much as you love those snuggly blankets and hot cider!
Why Tyler Caton can't live without it: "This electric fireplace stove shipped fast, and just in time for the cold weather! Having a nonworking fireplace in our rental home is never ideal for the winter months; this freestanding stove is not only to keep us warm but adds a cozy aesthetic to our living room. We especially love the remote that comes with it. It allows us to change the flame colors, brightness, and temperature with ease without leaving the comfort of our couch."
Get warmed up for $239.99 from Amazon (available in five colors)!
- Torani Pumpkin Pie Sauce: Want that delicious, homemade pumpkin pie taste in your lattes and iced coffees at home? Torani has got you covered! Starbucks lovers rejoice – this stuff tastes "exactly like Starbucks!"
Why reviewers rave about it: "O.M.G.!!! Don't hesitate to get this sauce. Not the syrup, but the sauce. It tastes like a homemade pumpkin pie made by someone who knows how to bake. No bitterness at all and the flavors shine through. Not sickening like some pumpkin-y seasonal fad foods. This would be good on ice cream, on a pie, in a coffee, or just a little 'taste' now and then. It wasn't super cheap, but the fact that you don't have to pour it on like pancake syrup to get any flavor is great. You don't need a lot. Trust me. THIS IS A KEEPER. PUMPKIN SAUCE RULES!"
Drizzle it on for $12.48 from Amazon!
- Fall Flavored Coffee Pods: Fall-themed coffees are a staple for the season, and these pods have it all – apple crumb donut, pumpkin spice, cinnamon bun, and pecan pie! Delish!
Why SB Colorado can't get enough: "We've tried all sorts of other brands for flavored coffees, and we end up returning to Victor Allen's. They have the best flavor, and richness that other brands don't have. This variety is perfect for the fall. Love LOVE the apple crumb donut!! In the box I received, there was an even amount of each flavor, which is perfect! This is how we start our cool fall mornings in the country! We will be purchasing this variety pack again and again. I highly recommend."
Sip on your fave flavors for $45.99 (available in 10 variety packs and four sizes) from Amazon!
- Harvest Bounty Loaf Pan: Make every pumpkin and apple bread look like they were made in a bakery with this beautiful autumn-themed loaf pan! Impress your friends and family with your grandiose baking skills!
Why Edit Purple is thrilled: "I was worried that the cake would break when unmolded, but after a 15-minute cooling period I turned it over and it popped out, in perfect shape! Lovely and very impressive!"
Bake it up for $33 (also available with additional tools/mixes) from Amazon!
- Stranger Things Mug: Most people's mornings just aren't complete without a little bit of sarcasm and pop-culture sass! Fans of the hit show Stranger Things will appreciate this "Chrissy wake up! I don't like this!" mug!
Why Right Stuff Creations knows what's up: "This mug makes me smile every time I look at it! It's perfect!"
Sip your morning brew for $24.99 from Right Stuff Creations on Etsy!
- Massive Throw: Make your couch cozy AF this fall with this four-times-the-size-of-average throw from Big Blanket Co! Y'all gonna be getting cuddly with this massive bad boy — and if you're watching Halloween movies, you'll definitely need it!
Why Andrew N knows what's up: "This is such a great blanket! It is so soft and big that no one is stealing the covers no matter how wrapped up in the blanket they are. Absolutely perfect for couples!"
Snuggle up for $159 from Amazon or Big Blanket Co!
- Acorn Lights: Light up your home with these darling acorn lights! They're sure to add a warm autumn glow to any space.
Why wildebeast is feeling festive: "These were very cute mixed among a string of fake leaves on my mantel. I think they would also work well mixed among filler in a vase. They are not very bright, but they are not supposed to be."
Illuminate your life for just $15.97 (available in six styles) from Amazon!
As you cozy up in your new massive throw with that warm apple pie candle lit and your fave autumn-themed drink in hand, breathe it all in and cherish the wonderful scent of fresh autumn leaves and the anticipated season ahead.
- "If you're feeling a bit 'sickening' with the lack of dark lipsticks in your collection, consider adding the Fenty Lip Paint in a gorgeous brown to your cart. It's a 'staple fall shade' that Rihanna fans can't get enough of."
- "Elevate your Thanksgiving table setting with the 'cheesecloth table runner' which adds a 'big autumn' touch to your decorations."
- "For those who adore the aesthetic of 'pies' and the spirit of autumn, a set of dough pressers molded in adorable autumn shapes may be just the thing to impress at your next gathering."
- "Don't overlook the importance of 'market-priority-post' in helping you locate the best deals on kitchen gadgets like the Leaf Scoops gloves, perfect for tidying up those leaf piles."
[1]. Triplets Design Party's sweatshirt features horrifying movie killers and the Scooby-Doo gang's infamous mystery machine. It's a must-have for anyone with an undying love for both Beetlejuice and Scooby-Doo!
