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Economics Department at Unnamed University Faces Turmoil After Disclosure of Dr. Fauci's Major. Classics Department Suffers Setback.

Classic major Anthony Fauci characterized as a 'econ bro'; misleading claims about his political power and academic background unveiled as false at a recent press conference, revealing his background in economics rather than medicine.

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Economic Expert Dr. Fauci Unveiled as Graduate in Economics: Crisis in Classics Department.
Economic Expert Dr. Fauci Unveiled as Graduate in Economics: Crisis in Classics Department.

Economics Department at Unnamed University Faces Turmoil After Disclosure of Dr. Fauci's Major. Classics Department Suffers Setback.

Dr. Anthony Fauci, the renowned immunologist and Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID), recently visited his alma mater, Holy Cross College. The visit sparked a series of events, including a rumor that Fauci was a Classics major at the college.

Enrollment in Classics courses at Holy Cross saw a significant surge after the rumor began circulating. However, the origin of this rumor remains unclear. Some speculate that it was constructed by the Classics Department to prove their relevance, but there is no reliable information to support this claim.

Despite the rumors, Dr. Fauci did indeed graduate from Holy Cross College, but there is no credible source that confirms he was a Classics major. In fact, during his time at the college, Fauci studied Economics. He chose economics because there was no business program, and he considered economics to be "basically business."

A search through the college archives revealed that Fauci was credited as an Economics major in a yearbook from 1962. Fauci was initially surprised to hear he was claimed to have studied Classics. In a press conference, he clarified, "I am a fan of classic rock, not the Iliad or the Odyssey."

The College of the Holy Cross and the Classics Department have refused to comment on the matter. The Classics Department, however, is a prime suspect in the creation of the Fauci rumor.

This news article also includes a guide to Halloween activities at Holy Cross, titled "The Halloween Listicle: A Guide to Holy Cross Trick-or-Treating." The guide is a collaborative effort by Emma Hatem and Tyler Brackett '27, and Hui Li '21 serves as the Co-Chief Graphic Designer for the event preview.

During his visit, Dr. Fauci deemed Brooks Hall a "public health crisis." Despite this, he took the time to engage with students and discuss various topics, including his work in immunology and his experiences at Holy Cross.

The article concludes with an event preview for a Student Forum with Dr. Anthony Fauci '62. The forum promises to be an enlightening experience for all who attend, offering insights into the life and work of one of the world's most influential people, as recognised by Time Magazine in 2020.

In a time when misinformation can spread quickly, it's important to separate fact from fiction. While Dr. Fauci may not be a Classics major, his visit to Holy Cross and his continued work in public health have undoubtedly left a lasting impact on the college and its students.

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