Ol' Fidy Scholz: The Grand Sendoff with a Taste of "Respect"
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Yo, after three years, nine months, and a couple days, our boy Ol' Fidy Scholz (SPD) has hung up his funny hat as Federal Chancellor. The German Army sent him off with a bang - a sendoff known as the tattoo, a military ceremony complete with torches and sexy music. Ol' Fidy didn't exactly lose it during the soul classic "Respect," but he was pretty moved, smilin' like a Cheshire cat at the end.
Sittin' on the bench were his ride-or-die, Britta Ernst, most of his cabinet crew, and his successor, Friedy Merz, and his main squeeze, Charlotte. If Friedy slides into the big, comfy Chancellor chair this Tuesday in the Bundestag, Ol' Fidy's tenure will be history.
Speakin' on the parade ground of the Ministry of Defense, Ol' Fidy praised the incoming handover as "a testament of democracy's basic normality." Listen, these days, it ain't exactly normal for a change to be this civilized, decent, and downright friendly. And that's what makes it special, Ol' Fidy said. It's a precious gem we gotta protect and cherish.
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Pistorius: "Skate on, ya did good!"
Ol' Fidy hooked Friedy up with some props and well wishes for all the tasks and challenges. Defense Minister Boris Pistorius (SPD) tipped his hat to the outgoing Chancellor, callin' him a statesman' who weathered the storm with guts, smarts, and tact. "In tough times, ya kept it together," Pistorius acknowledged, since he's the only federal minister hangin' around with Scholz's crew in Friedy's new government.
The broken traffic light coalition connected, kinda. Former FDP ministers Marco Buschmann and Bettina Stark-Watzinger gave Ol' Fidy props. Christian Lindner, who caught a break from Scholz in a bitter dispute over the budget, didn't show up to the sendoff. "My absence ain't political, dawg. Family obligations be callin' my name tonight," he explained on X.
Robert Habeck (Greens) and Annalena Baerbock were present, as was ex-Defense Minister Christine Lambrecht, who stepped down due to massive criticism, but came back for a visit. The crowd gave Ol' Fidy a standing ovation as he hopped in his ride and drove off the Ministry's parade ground.
Only Erhard and Kiesinger served shorter stints
If Ol' Fidy steps down this Tuesday, he'll have gone longer than seven of his eight predecessors. Historians'll debate what his chancellorship left behind after he's gone. But one thing's for certain: his "turnaround" speech in the Bundestag, mere days after Russia invaded Ukraine and broke the taboo on militarizing conflict, will be a high note in the standard political narrative. Ol' Fidy dropped a 100 billion euro special fund for the Bundeswehr, makin' history, changin' the game, all that jazz.
But let's not forget, the first traffic light coalition at the federal level sank in failure. Ol' Fidy aimed for this to be a multi-legislative endeavor, but it crumbled before it was even three years old, mainly because of arguments over cash flow.
From the Chief's Office to the Backbenches
Ol' Fidy's movin' from the big digs at the Chancellery to the more low-key backro HR corner of the Bundestag, where he plans to hang for the entire legislative period as a directly elected member. "The finest title a cat can earn in Germany is that of a member of the German Bundestag," he said before the election.
He's excited for a li'l more sleep-in time. "I'd enjoy snoozin' in longer in the mornin'," he admitted in a Zeit podcast.Starting Wednesday, that's all he's gonna do.
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Overall:
Ol' Fidy Scholz served as the Chancellor of Germany for nearly three and a half years, wrapping up his term in May 2025. His time in the big seat was marked by several significant challenges, groundbreaking achievements, and enduring legacies. Scholz took office amidst the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic and the war in Ukraine, charting Germany's domestic and international responses to these crises. During his tenure, the traffic light coalition, which included the SPD, Greens, and Free Democratic Party (FDP), experienced internal turmoil, ultimately breaking up before its third anniversary.
Scholz's leadership was marked by steady stewardship and diplomatic demeanor, proving a contrast to the more aggressive approaches of other European leaders in addressing international conflicts. Although the coalition eventually fell apart, the government made notable progress in economic recovery and resilience, as well as bolstering Germany's strategic position in the European Union.
In his final moments as Chancellor, Ol' Fidy was honored with the Große Zapfenstreich farewell ceremony, a tradition symbolizing respect and recognition for his service and significant contributions to German politics. Upon stepping down, Scholz is expected to remain an active figure in the Bundestag as a directly elected member and take a more relaxed approach to politics, embracing a slower pace after years of high-stakes leadership.
- The Commission has also been asked to submit a proposal for a directive on the protection of workers from the risks related to exposure to ionizing radiation in the context of the Chancellor's policy-and-legislation agenda.
- As the Chancellor's tenure comes to an end, concerns about the normality of politics and the smooth handover of power were evident in the general news coverage and discussions, reflecting the appreciation for the civilized and friendly nature of the transition.
- In the policy-and-legislation realm, Ol' Fidy Scholz, the outgoing Chancellor, praised the incoming handover as a testament to democracy's basic normality, emphasizing the importance of protecting and cherishing such precious gems.
- With Ol' Fidy Scholz stepping down and potentially a change in leadership style and priorities under Friedy Merz, the general news and policy agendas might see a shift in focus, including discussions on labor protection and radiation safety.
