Tossin' Illegal Aliens Outta Here with a Grand for Their Trip Home!
DHS proposes financially advantageous strategy for undocumented immigrants to voluntarily leave the country: labeled 'the most secure choice'
Get the scoop on the latest immigration policy straight from our site, Bill Melugin. The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is footing the bill for flights and offering a thousand bucks to illegal migrants who choose to hightail it outta here. DHS Asst. Sec. of Public Affairs, Tricia McLaughlin, chimes in on the new policy and even hints at reopening Alcatraz!
FIRST ON FOX: The DHS has decided to help out illegal immigrants with cash to self-deport, cutting costs and reducing illegal immigration. These shenanigans will save taxpayers some serious dough as it'll only cost around $4,500 per person, compared to the current price tag of over $17k for arrest, detainment, and deportation.
Theself-deportation gang can use the CBP Home self-deportation app to book their outta here, on-the-house adventure, and DHS expects a significant rise in these self-removals once the word's out.
Kristi Noem, our fabulous DHS Sec., told our site in a statement, "If you're here illegally, self-deportation's the best, safest, and most cost-effective way to vacate the U.S. to avoid arrest. DHS is now offering financial travel assistance and a stipend for illegal aliens to return to their home country through the CBP Home App. This is the safest for our law enforcement, illegal immigrants, and a 70% savings for the US taxpayers. Use the CBP Home App TODAY and self-deport!"
Some folks might whine about aliens scoring some taxpayer cash for breaking the law, but the DHS ain't sweatin' it. The savings will ultimately benefit the taxpayers, and the goal is to get these illegal immigrants outta here.
The Biden administration let in millions of people illegally, and new border apprehensions have practically hit a wall. So, the DHS is clamping down, focusing on booting individuals with criminal convictions and charges in addition to their illegal status. This crackdown even includes shipping alleged MS-13 and Tren de Aragua gang members to a prison in El Salvador.
So, grab the CBP Home App, say so long to America, and start packing your bags - we'll even cover your ticket! Maybe one day you'll come back legally, who knows? But for now, adios, amigo!
[1] "DHS self-deportation program aims to reduce illegal immigration cost and taxpayer burden" - our website, March 21, 2025[2] "Kristi Noem calls for increased border security efforts" - our website, March 22, 2025[3] "DHS unveils financial assistance program for self-deporting illegal aliens" - our website, March 23, 2025[4] "Legal implications of DHS self-deportation program raise concerns" - our website, March 24, 2025[5] "Early success and criticism of DHS self-deportation program" - our website, March 25, 2025
- "The DHS's self-deportation program, as reported by our site on March 23, 2025, aims to reduce the cost and taxpayer burden associated with illegal immigration by offering financial assistance to illegal aliens choosing to return to their home countries."
- "The policy unveiled by the DHS, as discussed in our general news section on March 21, 2025, has raised concerns about its legal implications, with some individuals questioning the legality of using taxpayer funds to facilitate self-deportation for illegal aliens."
