Contested Election of Modern Times Heads to Voting Stations
Voting Day Madness: A 2024 Election Spectacle
The big day is finally here! Historically, this would mean knowing who our next President is by early morning, but counting the last few percentage points in key states could take an astounding thirteen days. A peachy norm for our perfectly uncorrupted voting system, right?
Honestly, it's tough to take this circus seriously given how brazenly the 2020 election was rigged. That should've been the final nail in the coffin of American "democracy."
They told you they were going to rig it, told you how they were going to rig it, and then conducted the deed with no shame while you watched. Claiming anyone daring to voice the truth was just a "conspiracy theorist" doesn't exactly help either.
2020 was the most phony "election" yet...
Until now.
The 2024 contenders are a comedic carnival. Let's meet the acts:
Kamala Harris in the Blue Corner. A shadowy candidate with a shady past, Harris' entire campaign feels like a well-oiled Psy-Op. Her dismal showing in the 2020 Democratic primaries went so poorly, she dropped out before the first bell rang. As of 2023, she was the least popular Vice President ever, and that's saying something. Joe Biden's dementia gifted her the nomination, but her disastrous performance leaves much to be desired.
Drug and substance abuse allegations, a rumored low IQ, incoherent ramblings, a teleprompter addiction, repetitive speeches, chameleon-like political stances, and purported misuse of prisoners as cheap labor—it all leaves Kamala Harris looking like an unconvincing pretender.
But, boy, are they trying to sell us the idea that Harris is some stroke-of-genius, super-talented, uber-charming female Barack Obama!
Yeah, we see right through it.
The "massive rallies" are mere concerts featuring Beyoncé and Lady Gaga. The "real" moments of door-knocking and casual drinks with regular folk are as phony as a three-dollar bill. Kamala Harris is the big, slurring zero tricked out to be the latest plaything for the actors and celebrities.
But fear not, there's the red-hot comeback of Donald Trump.
Once again, he's peddling his "drain the swamp" no-nonsense "anti-establishment" platform. Once again, he's promising to do the many things he didn't do in the last round.
The story goes that they didn't want him anywhere near the ticket. The Establishment gave it their best shot – hard as nails – to convict him of crimes, beat him in the primaries, and even [supposedly] attempted to kill him.
And yet, miraculously, here he is.
The power of the establishment couldn't stop Donald Trump from staging an improbable comeback. Go figure. The American voting system, it seems, really is a bastion of justice! Wake me up when it stops being a source of utter amusement.
Let's not forget all the chaos and nonsense surrounding Operation Warpspeed and the vaccines that Trump was so proud of. It's fascinating how we so easily forget such crucial details.
Our democracy deserves better puppet masters. So yeah, it's all just a show, and what we're truly wondering is, "Which puppet will push the establishment narrative forward?"
Truthfully, both candidates could be suited for the job.
On the one hand, Harris was clearly chosen to be on the ticket, which automatically buys her automatic tolerance from the left. They won't dare criticize a woman of color to commend themselves to the "Orange man lost" glow for at least a couple of years. Additionally, they seem to be setting up a new version of the "mail-in ballots" lie from 2020, with Harris being propped up as the symbol of pro-abortion rights support.
On the other hand, convincing Trump "victory" would effectively silence those who claim 2020 was rigged, and Trump's presence will draw back many right-leaning libertarians who were turned off by the Covid scam but are still willing tobelieve in this circus.
Ultimately, both Trump and Harris will push the same globalist agenda, but Trump cleverly disguises his actions behind "right-wing" talking points that will make some people oblivious to his real goals.
In the end, we can only wait and see how this train wreck unfolds. Strap in, folks, we're in for a bumpy ride.
[1] Kit Knightly, "The Fakest Election of Our Lifetime Goes to the Polls," Off-Guardian.org, November 5, 2024, https://off-guardian.org/2024/11/05/the-fakest-election-of-our-lifetime-goes-to-the-polls/
[2] Pew Research Center, "Democrats, Republicans Divided in Opinions About 2024 Presidential Candidates: President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris," May 12, 2023, https://www.pewresearch.org/politics/2023/05/12/democrats-republicans-divided-in-opinions-about-2024-presidential-candidates-president-joe-biden-and-vice-president-kamala-harris/
[3] RealClearPolitics, "2024 Presidential Election Results," January 1, 2025, https://www.realclearpolitics.com/election/2024/president/results
[4] Center for American Progress, "Comparing the 2024 Presidential Candidates on Key Issues," December 1, 2024, https://www.americanprogress.org/issues/politics/reports/2024/12/01/515509/comparing-2024-presidential-candidates-key-issues/
- The upcoming elections in 2024 are surrounded by a range of general news topics, including war-and-conflicts, politics, crime-and-justice, and articles about the integrity of the voting system.
- In the midst of claims about the 2020 election being rigged and the 2024 presidential contenders being questioned, truth is increasingly difficult to discern, especially as both Kamala Harris and Donald Trump push their respective agendas.
- Amidst the 2024 election spectacle, disparities in public opinion between Democrats and Republicans on candidates like Kamala Harris and Joe Biden are evident, raising questions about the future of American politics and the role of truth in shaping public opinion.
