Common sayings and behaviors of British dads, such as feigning sleep or relentlessly repeating the same joke, according to a survey.
Unfiltered, Uncensored Burn: The Blatant 'Dadisms' every Brit Loves
Forget about political turmoil or privacy invaders, let's delve into the world of 'Dadisms' - the quirky, questionable, and downright hilarious behaviors that every British dad seemingly possesses.
A poll of 2,000 grown-ups (yeah, we said grown-ups) revealed a few of these charming rituals, including dad dancing, restless eye syndrome, and oh boy, repetitive storytelling!
Do people moan about their dads' awkward antics? Absolutely! But guess what? More than three-quarters of the complainers wouldn't have it any other way. So sit back, relax, and let's have a giggle at the cringe-worthy dad behavior we secretly adore.
Other beloved traditions include DIY, corny jokes, and guarding sacred chairs. Yes, you read that right - the horrifying habit of dozing off on the couch and perpetual sleep denial also made it onto the list.
To no one's surprise (except maybe your dad's), three-quarters of the population claimed they didn't find these classic dad behaviors embarrassing. Why? Because more than half of us identify as father-humor conspirators, taking great pleasure in unwitting chuckles at dad jokes that aren't even really funny.
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A spokesperson from Moonpig, who commissioned this groundbreaking research on dad jokes, noted, "Dads possess an uncanny ability to make us laugh, even when unintentional." This Father’s Day, let's embrace those unintentionally hilarious dad moments, the little quirks that make us admire and adore our father figures so much.
According to the study, the perfect father figure embodies hardworking, caring, supportive, and reliable traits. When it comes to hobbies, expect your dad to watch football, garden, and tinker until the cows come home.
His most treasured items? The car (go figure!), his toolbox, and family photos. And guess what? More people found dad jokes unintentionally funny (25%) than intentionally hilarious (17%). Just remember: Your dad might only know 35% of your friends' names. Thing is, your dad is still the best dad in the world—because that's just how Father's Day goes, especially when the cards capture your dad's unique Dadisms.
Let's Not Forget the Shameless Card Marketing Tactics
Some 54% of respondents claim they’re more likely to buy a humorous card for Father's Day compared to Mother's Day. The top factors influencing card selection are humor (obviously), sentimental messages, and fun and personal designs.
So, this Father's Day, go ahead and indulge in those eye-roll-worthy Dadisms, revel in those little things that make the bond between you and your dad so special, and pick out a card that captures it all!
"Our father figures can be a source of inspiration, support, and laughter," Moonpig's spokesperson added. "So let’s take a moment to celebrate them every chance we get."
But Wait, There's More!
The top 30 dad sayings you'll find in Father's Day content include gems like:
- “Hi hungry, I'm Dad.”
- "I'm not cold, I'm just giving the air a hug."
- “Because I said so.”
- "Do as I say, not as I do.”
- “You could put someone's eye out with that!”
- “If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?”
- “Money doesn't grow on trees.”
- “It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye.”
- “Hold my beer and watch this.”
- “We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.”
But remember, it's just a reflection of love, folks! Happy Father's Day!
The unique qualities of British dads extend beyond the realm of awkward antics, as shown by the popularity of dad jokes in humor polls. In fact, one-quarter of respondents find unintentional dad jokes funnier than intentional jokes.
Furthermore, the study reveals that a perfect father figure embodies qualities such as hardworking, caring, and supportive nature. These traditional Dadisms, along with hobbies like watching football or gardening, make up the charm that bonds families and creates unforgettable memories.
